12 Works by frisbeetheturd
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is there any just cause for feeling like this? by frisbeetheturd for cowen4lyfe
Fandoms: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
26 Jun 2026
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Conner takes a sip of his beer, repeating this mantra to himself over and over. ‘He’s happy. I’m happy. He’s happy. I’m happy.’ Maybe it’ll actually work later, when he’s more drunk.
Owen is going to get married, and Conner knows he shouldn’t be as upset about it as he is. But he can’t change how he feels.
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born with a face made for a missing sign by frisbeetheturd
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Weekend Update (SNL)
09 Jun 2026
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Seth is freezing, and he’s feeling something he can’t explain, except that he knows he’s known this feeling for years, and it feels like not being alive completely anymore.
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it’s not like a movie when we kiss by frisbeetheturd
Fandoms: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
28 May 2026
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So, perhaps, he really does need to ignore this now, forever. Get rid of this weird thing they have with each other, before it’s too late.
Conner’s life is going to change, and he knows this can’t go on forever.
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here comes the rain again by frisbeetheturd
Fandoms: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
20 May 2026
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Love is a cruel thing, and sometimes there’s no getting what you want.
Owen watches Conner propose to Ashley.
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he looks like the real thing by frisbeetheturd
Fandoms: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
14 May 2026
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It’s late October, when leaves start coming down from the trees like colorful rain, and every single front yard is littered with kitschy Halloween decorations. […] And despite the fact that they will only stand there for maybe half a month—they always do—, Owen feels like they might have been there all his life, since the day he was born.
Owen knows he’s different, but this particular way of being different hurts more than the others.
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kiss me and i might drop dead by frisbeetheturd for cowen4lyfe
Fandoms: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
05 May 2026
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There had been a moment, exactly half a year ago at this point—he’s been counting the days—where Owen had walked past him, bumping shoulders with him affectionately, a lazy smile on his lips that made Conner’s stomach do backflips, and he’d noticed that—that—oh. Owen.
Conner is having Big Romantic Feelings about one of his best friends.
It’s crazy and weird and he feels like he’s going insane, and he doesn’t exactly hate it.
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i wish that i was in your clothes by frisbeetheturd
Fandoms: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
22 Apr 2026
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In the morning, Owen wakes up alone; he always will, until his body will be torn apart by nature and pulled underground.
Owen comes home crying, and he thinks he can’t take it anymore. Thing is, he’s thought that so often that one more time won’t make a difference.
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screw that and screw you by frisbeetheturd
Fandoms: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
16 Apr 2026
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Okay, so. Here’s the thing: Conner is kinda tipsy, hasn’t slept properly for three days straight, and Owen looks way too pretty underneath these shitty purple club lights.
Conner and Owen are at a bar after a show, and Owen’s talking to someone who is not him. Conner definitely isn’t jealous, except he’s totally jealous.
Does he notice? Eh, kinda.
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it’s the end of the world as we know it (it’s time i had some time alone) by frisbeetheturd for cowen4lyfe
Fandoms: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
09 Apr 2026
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He knew they’d be over soon from the moment they started. He knew it, yet he clung on like a stupid child. Like a dog.
When Owen runs away, he drives out into the desert and smokes a few cigarettes. It doesn’t make him feel better, but he didn’t expect it to, anyway.
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distorted to the bone by frisbeetheturd
Fandoms: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016)
04 Apr 2026
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Conner is standing in front of his bathroom mirror at exactly two twenty-seven AM. His hands are shaking as he stares at the unrecognizable creature that is supposed to be him.
It’s another one of those achingly familiar late nights, and Conner feels like—no, he knows that he’s slowly going insane.
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We could have had so much time. But it had been obvious since the beginning that we would never have it, that we were doomed in this and in every other universe.
After everything has gone back to normal (as normal as can be, anyway), Mike Wheeler reflects on El’s goodbye to his world.
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married to silence by frisbeetheturd for ItsAly
Fandoms: Saturday Night Live RPF, Saturday Night Live Sketches, Weekend Update (SNL), Late Night Host RPF
25 Mar 2026
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Seth, like he does every night, realizes he’s living on other people’s joy. It’s his temporary antidepressant, a ninety-five-minute break from the ugly, shattered remnants of a person that he truly is.
Late one night, Seth comes home after work to his same old life. Nothing has changed, and nothing will change.
WHAT IF:
Seth didn’t run after Stefon on that could-have-been-fateful day. They never got married, and Stefon never returned to Weekend Update.Series
- Part 1 of hopes and nightmares