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    "Uh," says Clint. "So, you said you don't want to be involved with incubus stuff and I've been trying super hard to respect that, I swear it was an accident. I didn't realize you were having a moment there."

    "What?" Bucky puts down his e-reader. "Isn't the incubus stuff about having sex?"

    "It's physical contact plus arousal," Clint explains. "Sorry, I keep thinking Steve has gone over this with you. Giving someone an orgasm is the best way for me to get a good solid hit, but I can charge up more slowly just by touching people when they're turned on. So yeah, really sorry about that, I'll try not to let it happen again. I should leave you to, um... whatever you're doing." He backs away toward the elevator.

    Bucky swallows and says, "Wait."

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Lucky has always had a round. Tuesdays it’s Mrs Miller for tollhouse cookies. Thursdays its Mrs Anderson for scones. Saturday’s its Mr. Neil’s for pizza. It works, perfectly so far as his stomach is concerned, so why change a good thing when the house gets sold?

    Trouble is… the new owner Bucky Barnes has no idea why this damn dog keeps showing up at his front door. And why his elusive owner is so beguiling.

    In which Bucky, newly divorced part-time single dad and author of the wildly popular Avengers Academy teen books, meets and falls for his sexy but enigmatically banged up neighbour. Clint, as usual, has trouble admitting his feelings and that he isn’t actually working for the Mob. Can Lucky help them see the truth before it is too late? Dang humans..sometimes it takes a little physical persuasion to bring them together…

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Hawkeye is a master of self-control. Clint Barton? That's a whole other matter, especially when Bucky Barnes is involved.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    The strange thing is that Barton ought to be an unremarkable man. He has no superpowers, no enhancements, no complicated vengeful backstory, or at least not one that was mentioned in his file. What he seems to have - helping his neighbour upstairs with her groceries, or stopping a mugger, or fighting against Doombots with the Avengers and putting himself at unacceptable risk - is an unshakeable loyalty and a dented moral compass that nonetheless always points him right.

    It's intriguing. Confusing. Fascinating in ways that the Soldier has no idea how to explain.

    So instead he reports back on the harmless details; the dog, the range, the dull gold ring on the fourth finger of Barton's left hand.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Clint gets hit with a magical whammy and finds out he can hear other people's thoughts. It mostly sucks. (Written for Winterhawk Round Robin 2019)

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Sometimes all it takes is to be a willing ear.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    Clint Barton hates everything about Bucky Barnes, from his stupid perfect hair to his stupid perfect smile - especially the stupid perfect smug smile that he aims at Clint, like he's better than him or something.

    Clint wants nothing more than to wipe that smile off Barnes' dumb face and make him see exactly how good Clint is. So naturally, he kisses him.

    That's how it begins.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Today has been strange and, considering the majority of Bucky’s life, when he says strange, Bucky really means that.

    It’s not one big thing that makes it strange. He’s fought giant interdimensional squid monsters while standing on the shoulder of the statue of liberty. Things like that don’t faze him any more. It’s the little things that are making the back of his brain itch. All the little things that are starting to add up. It’s that uncanny valley feeling: everything just a little left of normal, not enough for you to say exactly what's wrong, but enough that you know something isn’t right.

    And he’s pretty sure it’s got something to do with Clint Barton.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Sergeant Pretty Eyes motioned towards the counter. “Is this your stuff?”

    “Oh. Yeah.” Clint wandered back to the counter to grab his keys, wallet, employee contract, and cell phone. He pocketed it all sheepishly.

    “Just make yourself at home, why don’t you?” Sergeant Barnes smirked. “Steve, civilians are wrecking the precinct.”

    “Sounds like a personal problem, Sergeant Barnes. And it’s Captain Rogers at work.”

    “That was rude, Cap,” Barnes said lightly. He turned back to Clint. “You can sit down again.”

     

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    Clint needs to be fingerprinted for a job. Too bad he ends up going Full Barton at the police precinct in front of the world's hottest police sergeant.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Sadie smiles briefly and then shrugs.  “You did it for Cara that one time.”

    “I gave Cara a hundred bucks to take a nap in my bed,” Clint says. “I told her I had somnophilia and then just let her stay there for a few hours while I did a crossword.”

     

    In which Clint picks up a local sex worker and then decides to keep him. (Or more accurately, Bucky decides to keep Clint.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    Clint is caught high and dry after the SHIELD data dump.

    Bucky is caught... in a starbucks?

    Together they fight crime make out.

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    28 May 2026

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    Ex-special ops, millennial motel receptionist Clint Barton is pretty sure that one of his guests is an honest-to-god assassin, but he's also pretty sure he's willing to let that slide because hot damn, have you seen the dude's face? Besides, the only person he's killed was kinda evil, so there's really no reason for Clint to do anything about his realization, right?

    or: five times Clint looked the other way, and one time he couldn't look away.

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    27 May 2026

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    "Hello, Mister Barton. May I come in?"

    Clint looked Captain America up and down before replying, "Come back with a warrant."
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    Clint Barton owns an apartment building he definitely legally acquired, and he has absolutely no reason to avoid any of the Avengers. Weirdly, his new next door tenant with a fake name and a bad haircut also doesn't have any reason to avoid any of the Avengers.

    The new guy is weird, but not in a bad way. He's weird in the way that makes Clint want to stick around and resist falling for him (as long as no world renowned super powerful agencies step in their way).

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    26 May 2026

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    Bucky doesn't talk to anyone but Natasha and Steve, but Clint wishes he would. He'd probably be interesting. A fubar mission leaves Bucky and Clint fighting their way to an extraction point, and fighting their way through the walls Bucky had thrown up around himself when he moved into the Tower.

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    24 May 2026

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    Clint advertises himself as a ‘semi-acceptable to totally inappropriate boyfriend for all your family holiday, family dinner, corporate Christmas party, and other fake-dating needs’. It's surprisingly lucrative, especially around Thanksgiving and Christmas, and he is always very clear with his ‘dates’ exactly what he is and isn't willing to do, and anything physical beyond some hand-holding or maybe a light peck on the mouth is completely off the table.

    So when Natasha asks him for a favor - to help out one of her friends with his own special brand of help, Clint readily agrees.

    But James 'Bucky' Barnes is nothing like Clint's other clients.

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    24 May 2026

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    “I am paying attention,” Clint says, glaring at him. He’s so done with this guy. “Your name is Cale Montague. You wear sunglasses both at night and inside, which means you’re doubly the tool I thought you were. Your first name is also a vegetable, so I’m guessing your parents were either hippies or super rich. You like to hit poor, defenseless guys, and your suit is very much a last season kind of thing. That about cover it?”

    Montague looks a little nonplussed at this. Behind him, Barnes’s shoulders are shaking with muffled laughter. Clint stifles his own grin and waits for an answer.

    After a moment, Montague pinches the bridge of his nose and says, “This is going to be a long night, isn’t it?”

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    23 May 2026

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    Clint doesn’t really know what he’ll say to his therapist when he sees them again. They’ll think he’s making it up if he tells them "Bucky Barnes gave me his jacket because I was cold on a mission. Then he kind of ended up with mine. And now everyone in the tower thinks we’re dating. Which we’re not, by the way. But we do make a fantastic shooting duo.”
    But hey, that’s pretty much exactly what's happened. He’ll just leave out the part that maybe he does, in fact, like Bucky an awful lot.

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    23 May 2026

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    “From GrrlTragic: Suddenly all the actual sex toys in the world disappear, what do you use in their place?”
     

    Bucky is grateful he’s locked his arm, because otherwise the camera would’ve tumbled straight out of his grip and onto the floor. He’s staring at Clint in shock but Clint doesn’t seem to notice, just laughing and setting the card aside as he continues to talk.

     

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    What’s a little Wank Off Wednesday between friends?

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    22 May 2026

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    It took the barest glance at his surroundings to figure out that he wasn’t in the vents anymore, but in a dingy alley. He had been sitting right next to a trash can, which explained the smell that was just now washing over him. The walls were plastered with black and white, peeling posters advertising local nightclubs and shops- none of which, upon his first glance through, he recognized. One of them, which advertised a place called Samuel's, declared a MIDNIGHT SHOW- Every Saturday- 25 cents a ticket.

    25 cents. A ticket.

    Triple futz.

    It didn’t take Tony Stark to figure out where Clint was. Or, actually, when he was. Which was definitely not any time in the past thirty years at least. Twenty five cents. Jesus christ.

    Clint slumped against the wall, raking his hands through his hair. “Aww, time travel, no,” he muttered, entirely to himself. He had been having such a good day too. Completely incident free. Except that he had accidentally knocked over Bucky’s coffee this morning in the communal kitchen and fled instantly. But he wasn’t ready to deal with the mortifying ordeal of thinking about that yet.

    (or, the time Clint Barton went back in time and fell in love with Bucky Barnes all over again)

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    22 May 2026

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    Bucky and Clint get caught up in a trap meant for Natasha alone and receive an unexpected chance to revisit their teenage years. While the rest of the team track down the bad guys, the boys are left in charge of Tiny Assassin Natasha...

    They really are the worst babysitters ever.

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    20 May 2026

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