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    “I was thinking about the honeymoon phase thing.”
    “Yes?” Ilya said.
    “I think it’s different for us. I don’t want us to be all blissful and then only start fighting when we’re back to barely seeing each other. I think it’s good if we figure things out now, when we have the time. Whatever needs figuring out. So we have a solid foundation going into the season. Sort of like training camp.”
    “So this means you will keep getting mad at me for things,” Ilya said.
    Shane smiled, rolled his eyes. “Yeah, exactly,” he said.
    “Good, I find it very hot,” Ilya said, and kissed him.

    An insecure over-thinker and a self-destructive thrill-seeker walk into a relationship.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Ilya smiled up at him. “Here are your sharp little pincers.”

    “No,” Shane said. “Absolutely not. I’m vetoing this.”

    “My sweet little crab,” Ilya said. “Is Russian pet name.”

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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “What about Svetlana?”

    Shane's tone is cautious.

    “She's a very good friend. She has been there for me. Always,” Ilya admits. “But I don't talk to her about the boring details of my life.”

    “No?”

    “No. I save the boring for you.”

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    27 Jun 2026

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    The main problem, Shane thinks, is that it’s not very practical. 

    There are, of course, many other things about it that probably aren’t good or right or socially acceptable. The difference is that he doesn’t care as much about those.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    He can still see it when he closes his eyes. That signature Rozanov smirk aimed at the cameras, blood dripping from his nose and his face and his mouth as if knowing Shane was watching, as if each thick drop of it was calling his name.

    In front of the whole fucking world. Fuck that. It’s Shane’s. He’s always been Shane’s.

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    The pounding on the door is what jolts Shane awake. Instinctively he tries to jump to his feet and rush to get it, but a heavy weight around his torso and on top of his legs prevents him from moving. As consciousness slowly returns to him, breaking through the haze of his hangover—and possible still-drunken state—he realizes that he is being held by Rozanov.

    “Shane Hollander, open the door, now!”

    “Oh my god, oh my fucking god. Jesus fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking hell. That is my fucking mother.”

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    After getting drunk at the 2016 NHL Awards, Shane Hollander wakes up married to Ilya Rozanov

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    24 Jun 2026