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Dudley Dursley's Most Unexpectedly Fortunate Flower by aTasteofCaramell
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Apr 2016
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Dudley Dursley is leading a perfectly normal life, his contact with his odd cousin limited to Christmas cards and peculiar memories.
Until his daughter sneezes and sets the curtains on fire.
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06 Jul 2026
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After the death of her wife, nihilistic and closeted romance author Carol Sturka descends into a stupor of drunken depression which is only compounded when her fanbase finds out she’s a lesbian and erupts in outrage and deems her disingenuous. Her publicist has the perfect solution to rebuild Carol's public image and free her from the "romance slop" genre forever, but Carol isn't going to like it.
She's right. Carol hates it. (Until she doesn't.)
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02 Jul 2026
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She was just trying to be nice.
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When Hermione re-evaluates her opinion of Fleur after finishing her final year at Hogwarts, she decides it's time to show a bit of kindness. After all, what's the worst that could happen?
Canon-compliant up until HBP, roughly.
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- 15/15
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17 Jun 2026
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They’re the perfect conservative family. A charismatic and handsome man at the head; his sweet and submissive wife at his side; and their beautiful adopted daughters. The men all want to be friends with Florian and the women can’t help their envy of Jean’s baking prowess. Everyone who meets them thinks they’re picture perfect.
But are they really who they seem to be…Fleur Delacour didn’t think this cover would work. She’s disguised as a man for one thing, and whoever thought of making the opinionated Hermione Granger play the role of her submissive wife was clearly on something. But after six months she can’t deny that it’s working remarkably well. They haven’t slipped in their cover once and they’re so close to completing their mission it’s probably only a matter of weeks.
There’s just one thing, their daughters don’t know none of this is real. They don’t even know about magic…- Language:
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14 Jun 2026
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Set in the aftermath of the Dark Lord's downfall. A deeper look at how Hermione might have come back from all she endured at Malfoy Manor, and what it might take to get her there. It's a love story, folks.
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13 Jun 2026
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Dog training and literary flirting by MyCatIsMyEditor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Aug 2024
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Hermione can't control the English mastiff her ex left her in the breakup. Thankfully she's about to get some help from a Frenchwoman who seems more than capable of handling him, and possibly her.
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The dog trainer AU someone asked for.Bookmarked by finallysappho7
12 Jun 2026
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Fleur Delacour and Hermione Granger have been well known rivals from their first match against each other. A rivalry that would surely continue off the pitch, or so everyone thought...
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12 Jun 2026
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Parvati sees a disturbing vision during a divination lesson during seventh year. She avoids telling Lavender, not wanting to scare her, but after the Battle of Hogwarts she regrets that decision. Now she and Lavender try to piece their lives back together now that the war is over.
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10 Jun 2026
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Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever!
A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my other fic “Hermione Granger, Demonologist” a bit too fast.- Language:
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10 Jun 2026
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Raising Your AU Son for Dummies: A Self-Help Starter Kit by acefiend
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jul 2025
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After being hit with the killing curse on that final walk through the Forbidden Forest, Harry awakes to find himself in unfamiliar territory with all too familiar faces. Follow him along to another world where he must learn what it means to live again after being told to die.
This here is a helpful guide for any prospective AU parent. With every AU family, there’s ups, there’s downs, there’s evil megalomaniacs traumatizing your son. Don’t worry! We’re here to help you navigate all these obstacles and more.
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27 May 2026
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Portrait of a Sociopath as a Loving Mother by myrskytuuli
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Apr 2018
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Lily Evans got described by many adjectives: vivacious, charming, bright, natural, talented, brave, funny, witty, kind, popular...Truly, she was an exceptional witch who for some reason left behind her a trail of deeply troubled individuals.
Answer to the question: What would change in the story if Lily Evans had been born a sociopath is: not necessarily anything.- Language:
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27 Apr 2026
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Hermione has noticed Ginny Weasley.
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27 Apr 2026
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Jackson fits Joel like a glove. He joined the construction crew to do whatever contractors do. He makes small talk with the endless stream of strangers that approach them in the canteen when they’re trying to eat in peace. He’s full of amiable smiles and says shit like “after you, ma’am.”
Jackson fits Ellie like a glove too—like one of the hundreds of gloves they encountered on the road that didn’t fit her annoyingly small hands.
She doesn’t fit into normal things.
(Or: Ellie struggles to settle in Jackson, and Joel gets better at the feelings shit)
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- Part 3 of Jackson
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- 7/7
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19 Apr 2026
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Remus' face goes white with fury. “Sirius was framed! He would never–”.
“But he did! Even now, to keep defending him, is absurd! How do you explain what happened?”.
“I don't know! I don't know what he did, I don't, but he got himself locked up for the rest of his fucking life and I've nobody, Severus, nowhere to go and their child in my arms, so tell me what I should do!”.
Or: After the Potters die, Remus comes knocking on Severus' door for help. (Featuring: depressed Snape recovering from some destructive coping mechanisms, Remus going through life as a divorced unemployed dad and Harry being the sweetest baby in the whole Magical Britain.)
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13 Apr 2026
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10 Apr 2026
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10 Apr 2026
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Marry Me, Lily by shichan_unedited (shinchansgirl)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2022
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Severus delivered the prophecy to the Dark Lord with the hope that it would buy him enough credit to keep Lily safe. That was all he cared about, after all. He never expected the prophecy to point to her son.
But all he cares about is keeping her safe.
He has a plan. It's going to hurt like hell - mostly his pride, he thinks, but there will probably be a few curses in there too - but he knows it will work. And he's the only one facing the backlash, too, so Lily can stay safe with her family.
Why would the Dark Lord target a child who no longer fits the prophecy? It'd be stupid, and the Dark Lord is many things but he is not stupid. What Severus didn't count on is the entire Potter family sticking their noses right up into his business from Day One.
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09 Apr 2026
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When James Potter saw Snivellus’ name—just moving across the seventh floor of Hogwarts earlier— vanished in the Marauder's Map in a snap, he set out to spend his fortnight of a Christmas break following the Slytherin and finding out just what the bloody hell Snivellus Snape was up to this time.
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07 Apr 2026
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Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) by Mr_Customs_Man
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Sep 2023
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James Potter starts his seventh year with a secret.
He has amazing friends, Sirius is always right by his side, Lily is finally starting to warm up to him. His life is an endless cycle of partying and drinking. So what if the Wizarding World is on the precipice of war? So what if Severus Snape has disappeared from Hogwarts? That's not James's problem. Life is beautiful, and even if it's all an illusion he wants to hold on to that dream for just a little bit longer.
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- 14/14
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06 Apr 2026
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"You weren't supposed to hear that."
In which Pansy really needs to pull herself together because she's not a sodding Hufflepuff and everyone is staring and now Ginny knows.
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30 Mar 2026