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Art of War by Blasphemyandtheboys
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
04 Jul 2026
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Zoro gets himself into trouble when he invites Sanji to try putting him in his place. Again.
Thus begins a psychosexual mind game in which he discovers quite a few things about himself, like just how far he'll let a pervert go if he's deeply infatuated with said perv. All's fair in love and war. -
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Zoro crosses his arms. He’s still shirtless from earlier, and his meaty biceps sit neatly beneath his pecs. He quirks an unimpressed eyebrow at Sanji. “Won’t touch, huh?”
Sanji cuts an eye at Zoro. His attempts at seduction will go unmentioned. “I was serious about that, marimo.”
There’s a moment of silence as Zoro watches him, taking in his expression. Eventually, he snorts and looks away. “Yeah, right. You won’t last the day.”
or Sanji and Zoro make a bet that whoever can go the longest without touching the other wins. No fighting, no kissing, no nothing. It’s torture, and they’ll do just about anything to make the other break first.
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“Well, you don’t have to worry about it,” Sanji mutters. He lets himself recover by turning back towards the stove to school his expression a little better. “I only had one today; it’s just a cat in my throat.”
The silence reigns again for a moment. He can feel Zoro’s eyes still boring into the back of his head, and knows something stupid is coming. He just doesn’t expect it to be—
“Frog.”
He stops. Turns. “What?”
“It's a frog in the throat,” Zoro insists, a familiar and damnable smirk now starting to curl at the corners of his mouth. “Not a cat, you fucking idiot.”
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Sanji scowls behind his sunglasses. He’s draped in heat, under an umbrella in a bright patterned shirt, large waffle with a dollop of melting whipped cream and a coffee-stained mug on the table in front of him. Further out on the patio, a whole group of screaming kids jump into the pool in sonorous succession.
“Relaxing is a scam.”
Zoro gives him one of those multilayered grumpy looks.
“It’s fraudulent. We’ve been defrauded.”
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Zoro and Sanji go undercover at a fancy resort to take on a mysterious enemy. What could go wrong?
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Bookmarked by ezhick
30 Jun 2025
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это пиздееееец это пиздееееец охуеннно очень нравится как описаны их интимные моменты настолько что сам секс отошёл на 2 план лол
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Zoro planned to celebrate another birthday alone until he ran into Sanji after ten years of silence.
Or: A modern AU where an older, depressed Zoro reunites with Sanji on his 39th birthday.