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No Leaf Clover by excusethedisorder
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
02 Apr 2014
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College AU - Sansa just finished high school and is joining her boyfriend, Joffrey, in college.
Not planning on making this sweet and fluffy (although it will happen, eventually) so refrain if you're a bit sensitive. Will update the tags as the story goes along.
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Thoughts by excusethedisorder
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
06 Jan 2014
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Petyr knows how his demise will come to pass.
Really small drabble because I just wanted to write from Petyr's POV. I tried. It's hard.
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Le Chemin by excusethedisorder
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
01 Dec 2013
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Sail by excusethedisorder
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
01 Sep 2013
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On the boat going from King's Landing, Sansa has a question for Petyr.
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A Lesson by excusethedisorder
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
25 Jun 2013
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Sansa wakes up to find Petyr in her room. He wants to show her something.
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Onion Breath by DracoimreH for omw_to_Winterfell
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
15 Jan 2022
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“Fuck, Little Bird.” The Hound reached up, cupping her jaw, his eyes dropping down to her lips as he took a step closer to her in the darkened stairwell, pushing her back against the wall.
“Yes?” Her breath stuttered as she tilted her head into his hand, her eyes closing as the rough skin of his palm brushed against her cheek. “What is it?” She looked up at him, her eyes watching his closely, almost begging him to move closer.
The Hound growled. “Fuck it.” He leaned towards her, his free hand gripping her waist, pulling her tightly to him. “Fuck the king.”
“CUT!”
The production assistant’s voice rang out into the room.
“Gods, Clegane.” Sansa shoved him away, her nose wrinkled in disgust. “Did you eat onions again?”
Sandor smirked, raising an eyebrow. “Just for you, Stark. I know how much you fucking love them.”
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Sansa and Sandor are actors on Westeros' highest-grossing show 'Schemes for Sovereignty'. One Problem - they hate each other.
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29 Dec 2020
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In a modern Westeros, Sansa Stark is a teenage girl who comes from a long line of powerful witches. To her great shame and sadness, she was born with barely any Skill. Tired of being disregarded and of feeling worthless, she decides one day to use dangerous foreign black magic in one last desperate attempt to get the strength she longs for.
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08 May 2020
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Nefarious by crime_to_kill_a_mockingbird
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
28 Jul 2020
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Cersei arranges a marriage between Lord Petyr Baelish and Lady Sansa Stark, two people she needs rid of from King's Landing. She had many plans for Sansa, yes, but the thought of forcing her into a love less marriage with a brothel keeper, sounded bad enough to satisfy the Queen Regent.
Sansa tries to make the best of the pairing and goes to lengths to make her husband happy, seemingly to no avail.
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03 Apr 2020
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A Truly Desperate Heart by lady__sansa_stark
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
03 Mar 2020
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Petyr just found out he has a seventeen-year-old niece, and is charged to take care of her until she becomes of age. It shouldn't be that hard - except the unfatherly thoughts he has towards her makes him harder than he should be.
This is going to be a long two weeks.
[no longer on hiatus]
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20 Dec 2017
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Rey has had an incredibly shitty week and she wants it over with. Now.
Only, Finn's abandoned her on their night out, leaving her with her new friend alcohol and a sinfully attractive dark haired man.
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- Part 1 of Dim the Lights
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17 Jul 2016