evilhobbitqueen
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Grandmaster of Wicked Cultivation by ellienchanted, evilhobbitqueen, nx_for_short, planta_genista, westiec, zylaa
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2021
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So if you care to find me,
Look to the Yiling skies!
As we once swore, Lan Wangji —
Live with no regrets, stand with the right!
And if I'm standing solo
At least these Wens are free!
If you won't stop us,
Take a message back for me:Tell them I'm fine with resentful energy!
The yinhufu's mine, I'll defy society!
And soon I'll match them in renownWicked: The Musical, but it's Mo Dao Zu Shi
Series
- Part 14 of Oops, We Filked It Again
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"Wellerman" but it's Hanguang Jun Going Wherever The Chaos Is by evilhobbitqueen, theleakypen, westiec
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jan 2021
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There once was a man who traveled free
And the name of the man was Lan Wangji
The winds blew all around his guan
Blow, me bully boys, blowSoon may Hanguang-jun come
So our juniors won't be overrun
One day when the night hunt is done
We'll take our leave and goYes, it's exactly what it says on the tin.
Series
- Part 13 of Oops, We Filked It Again
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Barrett's Privateers but make it The Untamed by evilhobbitqueen, theleakypen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Dec 2020
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God damn them all
I was told we’d cruise the seas for Qishan gold
We’d cross no swords, shed no tears
Now I’m a broken man on a Caiyi pier
The last of Yiling’s Privateersor: exactly what it says on the tin
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- Part 11 of Oops, We Filked It Again
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Oops, We Filked It Again by bladedweaponsandswishycoats (jeweledichneumon), catcet, Chaos_Librarian, ellienchanted, evilhobbitqueen, griet, merfance, nx_for_short, planta_genista, ScarlettStorm, T_Beresford, theleakypen, Val Mora (valmora), valmora, westiec, zylaa
Fandom Schitt's Creek, 七爷 | Qi Ye - priest, 射鵰三部曲 - 金庸 | Shè Diāo Sān Bù Qǔ - Jin Yong | Condor Trilogy - Jin Yong, 水浒传 - 施耐庵 | Water Margin - Shi Naian, 琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV), 绝代双骄 | Handsome Siblings (TV 2020), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
23 Jul 2023
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We keep writing these, and we inflict them on the internet here. Eat your heart out, Weird Al.
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You've Been Set Up! by Elle_dubs (avril_o)
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
03 Aug 2026
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New Quest. You're Getting Set Up!
Awww, poor whiny baby doesn't want to make a dating profile? TOO BAD! Your friends made one for you! Sounds like some catfishing going on right there.
You've got a date!
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"Be careful with the AI on this floor. You don't want to find us accelerated because it's mad someone else is playing with you."
I stepped off the curb, trying to move away from this conversation and towards Rend and Mongo and senseless violence. "Sure, Donut. I'll be careful."
She jumped on my shoulder and headbutted me. "Good. This should be really easy, Carl. You have to spend non-violent time with a couple of NPCs, and int he end the party gets a buff! Make some conversation, go dancing, learn about their likes and dislikes."
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06 Aug 2026
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Carl loves his new job as a forest ranger. Solitude, peace, quiet, a chance to walk barefoot on the moss, and an old log cabin to live in with Donut. Even though he's broke as shit and all the other rangers say his new post is haunted, he's content. He doesn't believe any of the old superstitions about stick people or ancient entities or bigfoot living in the woods.
He probably shouldn't have walked barefoot, though. Now the legends believe in him.
Bookmarked by evilhobbitqueen
05 Aug 2026
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New Achievement! You Fell For An Obvious Trap… Again! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
02 May 2026
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Was the Sisterhood of Blood not really fucking clearly a creepy, evil cult? Were you distracted by their boobs? Their dark, luscious hair? Their well-shod feet?
Okay, I know it wasn't that last one: those slippers they all wear are nothing to write home about, and quite frankly most of them could stand to get a pedicure. Keeping your claws sharp is all well and good, but it's not the only standard of hygiene.
Seriously, though, those bloodstains weren't even all that subtle. Not to mention the ominous music, crumbling gothic architecture, and heavy incense poorly hiding the pervasive smell of rot.
Have you never seen a horror movie?
And the worst part is, you're not even getting this notification, because you let them bamboozle you. Did you think all that creepy chanting was just for the ambiance?
Reward: oh, you want a reward, do you? I suppose you want Daddy to come pull your bacon out of the fire before you're completely cooked?
Metaphorically, of course. The Sisterhood doesn't generally bother with cooking.
…you're lucky you're cute, sweetheart.
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- Part 3 of My Anonymous Fic
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05 Aug 2026
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Vivisect by wanderingmusician for Orenia
Fandoms: Dungeon Crawler Carl Series - Matt Dinniman
18 Apr 2026
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Kidnapped from the dungeon and tortured, Carl finds rescue and comfort from an unexpected knight in not-so-shining armor.
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04 Aug 2026
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Carl's family has made it out of the dungeon. Donut is safe and free. He’d promised he'd be right behind her, but he had lied. With one final act, one final bomb, he'll finally get to rest.
Unfortunately, the AI has other ideas.
Bookmarked by evilhobbitqueen
03 Aug 2026