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    “I would kill you if I ever tasted someone else’s blood in your mouth.”

    or; vampire andy and her blood bag, miranda

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    Miranda had a penchant for wearing beautiful coats.

    They varied in size, color, and most importantly, softness, and Andy loved them. No. Not to wear. She loved holding them in her arms, running her hands over the fine details, and weaving her fingers through the soft fur.

    or;

    the five times andy got to hold miranda’s coat—and the one time she couldn’t.

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    “Ah,” Miranda sighed. “An inflated ego enlarges the head. It wouldn’t suit you, so I suggest adjusting it.”

    “My,” Andy giggled. “What are you doing thinking about my head?”

    Miranda scrunched her nose slightly. “I like studying potential threats.”

    “Potential threats?”

    Miranda only shrugged, her hand already reaching for her order. “To my sanity,” she concluded, taking a deliberate sip of her coffee.

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    2,193
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    1/1
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    11
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    157
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    10
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    616
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    Andy wasn’t really the suicidal type. She loved living. Miranda made life worth it. But at that particular moment, Andy wanted to grab the toy, shove it down her own throat and simply choke to death.

    Death by a dildo. How poetic.

    Language:
    English
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    1,670
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    1/1
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    14
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    172
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    12
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    1,525
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    “I am here to serve you. I am here to ensure your safety,” Andrea said, as if that were reason enough.

    “I have a palace full of guards and servants, Andrea. I do not need you.”

    Andrea didn’t even bat an eye as she responded. “The guards protect your crown, Your Majesty. I protect you. I am here for you.”

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    14
    Kudos:
    46
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    12
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    744
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    In which Miranda adopts a crisis she technically did not create.

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    Miranda rarely asked.

    Things were simply offered to her.

    “Please.”

    Most things, at least.

    Andrea clicked her tongue, slowly circling around Miranda as the editor knelt on their bedroom floor.

    “Begging already?” Andrea teased, her voice dropping an octave. “We just started. Have some dignity, Miranda.”

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    21
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    37
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    “Harder.” Miranda demanded, slurring the word.

    Andy only tsked. “Ulitin mo. Anong gusto mo?”

    “Please,” Miranda had tears in her eyes. “Andrea.”

    “Anong gusto mo?” Andy repeated, slowing her hand down.

    Miranda pulled her for a kiss then, growling in her mouth.

    “Putangina,” she cried, catching Andy by surprise. “Isagad mo pa.”

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    24
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    145
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    16
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    1,961
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    “Do you, though?” Andrea asked quietly.

    Miranda fought the overwhelming urge to topple over and throw up. She blinked once and, without taking her eyes off Andrea, asked, “What?”

    Andrea bit down on her lip and sighed softly. “Do you like me?”

    Miranda almost screamed yes. Instead, she closed her eyes and forced herself to breathe in and out slowly.

    “What answer do you want?” she finally replied.

    Andrea frowned slightly.

    When Miranda spoke again, there was something dangerously close to pleading in her voice.

    “Because I don’t want to make you uncomfortable,” she said. “I don’t want to scare you away. I can manage my feelings, but I can’t lose you.”

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    1/1
    Comments:
    82
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    1,085
    Bookmarks:
    142
    Hits:
    7,880
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    The twins wanted to have something memorable to share with their mother for their 18th birthday. That was how Miranda Priestly found herself in a shop run by a certain Andy, who was a little too young to be holding something that could permanently change someone’s life.

    Andy seemed determined to leave a mark.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
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    394
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    2,436
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    “Andrea Sachs?”

    Andy turned, her jaw tightening. “Priestly,” she corrected. “Andy Priestly.”

    The bald man hummed, faint amusement flickering across his expression.

    “My apologies, Mrs. Priestly.”

    or;

    Andy's life with the Priestlys.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
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    52
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    “I would like to apologize.”

    Miranda’s eyebrow rose.

    “You would?”

    Language:
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    1/1
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    15
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    14
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    “You’re my baby, aren’t you?” Andy asked.

    Miranda nodded, almost eagerly. “I am.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    73
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    808
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    66
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    5,922
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    Andrea loved calling people names.

    Emily was babe.

    Nigel was love.

    Serena was honey.

    Hell, even Jocelyn was bub.

    But Miranda was always just… Miranda.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    897
    Bookmarks:
    80
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    5,809
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    Miranda had a solution for everything.

    But for all her greatness, Miranda did not have an answer to this.

    Jealousy.

    Or whatever it was she felt in her gut when somebody so much as breathed Andrea’s air.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    28
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    590
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    4,656
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    Andy could swear that it was not her intention to call Miranda “mommy”. 

    It was also, obviously, not Andy's intention to, well, turn her girlfriend on.   

    Language:
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    53
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    7,180
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    “I’d be fucked,” Miranda said, standing beside Andy as they waited for the set to be prepared.

    Andy looked at her, momentarily confused.

    Miranda kept her gaze forward. “I’ve read about you. I thought they were exaggerating the ‘she’s gorgeous’ narrative.”

    Andy’s blush was instant, and embarrassingly so. “I’m sorry?”

    “They’re not wrong,” Miranda said, turning to face her. “You’re gorgeous.”

    or;

    actors au nobody really asked for lmao

    Language:
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    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    454
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    29
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    2,864
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    “Take the condom off,” Andy rasped.

    “Andrea,” Miranda sang.

    “Take it off, Miranda,” Andy repeated. “I want to feel you. I can handle it.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,386
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    878
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    10,809
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    helper!miranda but in miranda's pov

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1,327
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    Andy’s house was too big, so she hired a helper: a fifty-something woman named Miranda Priestly.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,586
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    278
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1,871

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