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The only thing colder than the Ministry archives is Draco Malfoy—Veela, dying, and Harry Potter's accidental soulmate. The cure requires proximity. If only Harry knew he was the cure.
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07 Jul 2026
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"Oh no," Ron said, watching Harry's face. "Oh no, this is bad. Hermione, this is really bad."
"I'm aware," Hermione sighed. "Harry, please tell me you're not about to develop a completely unhinged obsession with 'protecting' Draco Malfoy from imaginary threats."
Harry's silence was damning.
"Merlin's saggy left—" Ron couldn't even finish the sentence. "Mate. He doesn't need protecting. He needs you to maybe calm down and possibly seek professional help."
But Harry was already planning. Draco would need someone to watch over him. Someone to ensure his safety. Someone to make sure that beautiful, perfect, completely-capable-of-taking-care-of-himself man never faced danger again.
Someone like Harry.
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26 Jun 2026
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What to Expect When You're Exceptional by CopperCatbird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 May 2026
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“You can’t get pregnant from kissing,” Harry said in fervent tones.
“Well, no, not usually,” Healer O’Toole agreed. “But, you see, you have unusual stores of latent magical power. And you of all people should know how important wishing magic is. If you had any genetic material at all in your body from another person and you wished to be pregnant with that person, well, I daresay your magic would do the rest of the work.”
Harry had a fixed expression on his face. Ron had a bad, bad feeling. Harry had only had eyes for one man for months.
“No.” Harry said, but now he sounded as though he were trying to convince himself. “No, that’s not possible.”
“Harry James Potter,” Ron said, his voice deadly quiet. “When the fuck did you start snogging Draco Malfoy?”
Or, Harry Potter is exceptional. Everyone always said so. He didn't realise just how exceptional until he wished himself pregnant on his first date. A story of doing everything perfectly out of order.
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13 Jun 2026
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Who Gave Draco Malfoy a Mobile? by Anonymous for ElsieElle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jun 2026
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Harry regrets teaching Draco to text.
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Draco Malfoy, Auror is a menace with mobile phone. He has his eyes set on Harry despite the fact that Harry is not gay. Simply a pesky detail. No one denies Draco Malfoy what he wants.
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12 Jun 2026
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Harry and Ron have a friends with benefits thing - that's all there is, nothing more to it. Except Draco doesn't believe either of them, and he'll prove it, no matter the lengths he has to go to.
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12 Jun 2026