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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    I miss you: meaning, I am severed from your body—I miss where we meet, your skin on mine, your laughter in my ears—and I am severed from myself. I miss the you in me; the dents you leave inside me, the person you allow me to be. Meaning: I can’t remember who I am when you're gone.

    Longing made a dog out of Ronan.

    In California, Ronan dreams of Adam.

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    12 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Holy shit.” Adam said.

    He was supposed to be smart. It was literally his job to problem-solve. How the hell had he not seen it before?

    It wasn’t like this was the first time something like this happened, either. The house was constantly locking them in together, or opening doors when one of them was in various states of undress.

    Christ.

    “You good, man?” Ronan asked, still chewing his bacon. Adam could practically hear his raised eyebrow.

    “Ronan.” Adam said, slowly turning towards him, “Is your magical sentient house trying to set us up?”

    Ronan winced, “I was hoping the house would knock it off before you noticed.”

     

    [AKA Ronan dreamt up a sentient Monmouth, and when Adam moves in it's very intent on getting them together]

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    07 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    The priceless Pink Panther diamond is stolen from the British Museum. Sherlock Holmes must work with the inept Inspector Jacques Clouseau to track down both the gem and a 6-foot-tall pink feline gem robber. Will Holmes and Watson solve the mystery? Or be driven mad by the pink cat and the bumbling Clouseau? Find out in this crazy comedy crossover mashup!

    Note: This story does not contain any smut but has a lot of crude humor, strong language, drug use, drinking, smoking and raunchy jokes. It also has some mild but non-graphic violence such as theft, robbery, and criminal chase scenes and some references to mental health.

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    27 Mar 2026

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    DELIGHTFUL

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    “With all respect, sir, what you don’t understand is that conflagrationeers are artists, not pyromaniacs. I don’t simply explode something, I create a display of passion that just happens to destroy the door of some poor art collector’s safe.”

    Trigemine looked at him like he was a toddler who had explained how the food he had thrown at the wall was a rival to the Mona Lisa. Ignis just smiled at him and snapped his fingers, a small cluster of purple sparks fluttering from his hand.

    “Fucking idiot,” Trigemine mumbled, pulling his mechanism out of his pocket.

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    23 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Something hard glittered in Adam’s eyes. “Most of us have to work for a living.”
    “Yeah, and any regular guy without either a death wish or a hard-on for fame and glory would get a job running the checkout line at the Piggly Wiggly,” Ronan retorted. “Give me a fucking break, man.”

    or: in the summer of 1985, ronan attends eight rodeos. at one of them, he meets a bull rider named adam.

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    14 Mar 2026