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Of His Majesty's Secret Service by zorza (borealis) for AgnesFitch
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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Handpicked from a league of sworn knights, Sir Henry is the personal bodyguard to King Hans Capon. Sworn to protect the king with his life, to obey his commands and keep his secrets, Henry has cast off all his titles and keeps an oath of celibacy in service of his liege lord.
One evening, King Hans calls Henry into his bedchamber and challenges him to display the full breadth of his devotion to his king - without breaking any of his vows.
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01 Jul 2026
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A Roast Chicken Is A Roast Chicken by zorza (borealis) for AgnesFitch
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
25 Jun 2026
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To settle his debt owed to the apothecary and to help pay for new armor and weapons after being taken into Radzig's service, Henry takes on some work at the bathhouse as a bath hand.
One day, his services are requested by the local lordling, and the brat of a nobleman has paid for everything the bathhouse has to offer.
Hans quickly finds out first hand that Henry doesn't back down from a challenge.
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01 Jul 2026
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I Think I Love You (So What Am I So Afraid Of?) by CastorTheGhost
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
12 May 2026
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Jackson Healy is not a family man, nor is he a relationship man. He learned that one the hard way after the divorce.
So, can someone tell him why he’s standing at the cash register of a dollar store, watching Holland March fiddle with his wallet with a giant poster board under his armpit, while a pile of markers of all colors and stationery sits on the conveyor belt? Though he supposes that’s another one of life’s great mysteries, and something he’ll wake up every morning asking himself.
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28 Jun 2026
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March thinks he might be going insane, Healy isn't helping
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26 Jun 2026
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Bertie and Jeeves come to visit Rocky in his Long Island home, and while there they get up to certain shenanigans. Rocky quite likes those shenanigans, actually. Rocky's POV.
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20 Jun 2026
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Jeeves and Mr. Wooster's Revelation by Niektete (therealfroggy)
Fandoms: Jeeves & Wooster
26 Dec 2012
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Bertie has a revelation in re. his faithful manservant. The life-altering kind of revelation. This was my first ever Jeeves&Wooster fanfic, yay! Nostalgia!
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20 Jun 2026
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20 Jun 2026
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Bertie Wooster is in love again but this time he’s quite shocked to realize the object of his affection is none other than his own valet Jeeves. Being a modern fellow, Bertie decides to throw caution to the wind a pursue his darling. But how to do it?
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14 Jun 2026
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hate a fucking chartreuse by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Black Sails
20 Apr 2022
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Izzy hates the Spring. He hates how everyone winds up waltzing around with wonder-filled faces, gazing out at the world like it’s suddenly Better just because the sun’s in a slightly different place. He hates how much longer it takes to park the motorcycle when bougie little scooters and e-bikes take up all the spots, how quickly it gets too warm to wear any decent looking jacket without sweating to death, and he especially hates how the color palette of everything from looming adverts to flowerbeds is attacked by a jubilant army of tacky pastels keen on pissing him off personally: all pinks and purples and chartreuse. Izzy hates a fucking chartreuse.
In which a year has passed, Stede still has a pitbull named Venny, Ed still has a terrier named Cat, Izzy Hands is a begrudging babysitter, and it's yet another lovely spring day in Washington Square Park for talking shit with hot strangers.
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26 May 2026
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"You go first," Hans said, breathy against his ear. Henry felt like his fingertips might start to prickle from the lack of circulation.
"Shouldn't you?" he heard himself ask.
"My hero. You go first."
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- Part 13 of Et Nos Cedamus Amori
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04 May 2026
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Merely a friendly request by reagiculimad
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
15 Apr 2026
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“Alright… What would you have me do then, Sir Hans?” Henry’s mind races. He can already see his lord ordering him onto a bath wench on all fours while Hans sits right beside them, taking notes like a scholar. Heat creeps through him, and he masks it with a crooked smile and a joke. “Shall I go fetch a book on arse fucking for you?”
Hans throws his head back and laughs. “Do you think me so cruel as to send you on such a tiresome errand?” He swigs his wine. “Though… there is something you could do to help. You wouldn’t even have to do anything, really.” He swipes his tongue across his lips.
_Or, Hans wants to try it in the butt, but there is no bathmaid in sight. Oh no, what is he gonna do?
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30 Apr 2026
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The Curse we Made by GoldenGoblin (Kingsman315)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Mar 2026
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There are easier people to want than Hans Capon. Henry knows this, has known it for a while now. Yet Hans keeps showing up anyway, and Henry keeps letting him, and they almost never say anything about it.
But plague has a way of making cowards brave enough to do stupid things, and the thing about ‘almost’ is that it’s so much worse than nothing.
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26 Apr 2026
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pick your poison by lucky_punk for Nerdybirdnerd
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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While making mischief in the woods, the boys are captured by bandits. They're left bound together, and soon enough Hans is struck down by a certain amorous affliction. Henry decides to help him through it--it's the squirely thing to do, after all.
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19 Apr 2026
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Quite a Lot to Take In by macaque for borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Apr 2026
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Henry flushed, crossing his arms. "It's not that! Plenty of girls liked me! It's, er, well my pizzle, it's—"
"Eurgh!" exclaimed Sir Hans, leaping away from him with his finger pointed accusingly. "Your peasant pizzle is diseased! I should have known!" He crossed himself hurriedly, then said, "How dare you get anywhere near me with that, now I've got to go have another visit to the baths—"
"No!" Henry protested, "I'm not diseased! It's too big, it is!"
Or, Henry of Skalitz has never had sex on account of being overendowed. For some reason, Sir Hans Capon decides to make it his problem.
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17 Apr 2026
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Take your reward, my faithful hound by zorza (borealis)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
09 Oct 2025
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Henry wants to put his hands and mouth on Hans' pretty feet. And if takes wearing a collar for it to happen, then who can really blame him?
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28 Mar 2026
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At his mercy (he can't resist) by zorza (borealis)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
11 Jan 2026
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His mind is muddled, but even like that he tells himself he should move. He tries, but can’t. Not his arms, not his legs, he can’t even roll over or lift off.
“You woke up too soon.”
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28 Mar 2026
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Peasant courtship rituals by zorza (borealis) for gloriousdisco
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
06 Jan 2026
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Hans doesn't know whether he and Henry are in the courtship dance or not.
Until he lands between Henry's legs, that is.
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And Don't Let a Whimper Out by zorza (borealis) for OhTee
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
17 Feb 2026
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It started as a drunken challenge, a simple ‘think you can keep quiet?’ that Hans then carelessly escalated, all puffed up with pride and brazen bravado. He wouldn’t be able to keep quiet? Who did Henry think he was? No, he would manage to both keep himself quiet and composed, ‘you can fuck me against this window and I will prove it to you!’
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Hans tries to keep quiet as Henry fucks him against the window of their bedroom- Language:
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27 Mar 2026
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Henry missed the sound of Hans standing up. He only registered it when he felt Hans take his arm and rotate him, before his hands came up to encase both sides of Henry’s face.
“Tell me then.” Hans looked at him, sheer determination shown on his burning face. “If this is a sin.”
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Henry can't sleep. Hans can't sleep. They discuss sin, and commit some of it.
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27 Mar 2026
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Forever Yours, Nocturnal Me by gloriousdisco
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
28 Jul 2025
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Hans wanted nothing more than to grab him, hold him, keep him close until the Praguers broke the walls down and took them both into Hell together. He wanted Henry’s face in his hands, to feel his pulse beneath his fingers whilst the man was still alive.
The thought did nothing but scare him into simply watching Henry go.The words in his chest went unsaid, even to himself.
Perhaps that’s how God intended it to be.
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or: hans never confessed at suchdol, and now finds himself torn between his responsibilities to rattay and jitka, and the way his heart beats solely for henry.
(…a lot of yearning and sleepless nights ensue)
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26 Mar 2026