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A long time ago, you were a babysitter for a handsome sheriff. The sheriff was gone now, and in his place was an unhinged, paranoid Rick Grimes.
updating still, but very slowly.
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Parasite by dontkissthewriter
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Aug 2020
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You would do anything to get Anakin to love you. Of course you would end up pushing him too far. You loved at Anakin's hand—it was an honor to die at it, too.
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You broke Spencer's curfew. Luckily enough for you, he's kind enough to come get you himself.
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You’re a sketch artist for courtrooms. Congratulations, the FBI needs your sketchbook—which is filled with drawings of them.
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All you are is a babysitter trying not to hit on your boss. And all Aaron Hotchner is is really really attractive. He doesn't like it when you start to distance yourself from him.
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Hotch has been in a terrible mood, so Rossi tasks the team with cheering him up. When everyone else fails, it’s up to her and Spencer to put a smile on their Unit Chief’s face. Spencer recommends an activity that will produce happy hormones—a surefire way to boost his spirits.
She can’t believe Spencer's on board for a threesome.
Spencer can’t believe she’s letting him pick the recipes for their group cooking night.
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AKA the one where she and Spencer, sworn enemies, have vastly different ideas for their night with Hotch. Chaos—and smut—ensues.
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08 Jul 2026
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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03 Apr 2026
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Nothing Owed for a Gift by orphan_account
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, The Hunger Games (Movies)
28 Jul 2015
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Lately, Merchants have taken to flirting with unwitting Seam folk as a joke, sometimes going so far as to ask them out on a date. I've even heard of a couple instances of a Merchant asking someone from the Seam to marry them, and then laughing hysterically when the poor recipient says 'yes'. So, when Peeta Mellark approaches me after the reaping, red with nerves and pushing his lips together as if he's trying very hard not to do something like laugh, I'm immediately wary.
Peeta can't possibly be asking me to marry him for real.
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02 Nov 2025
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The Feint by atetheredmind for misshoneywell
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
31 Jan 2013
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Peeta Mellark won his games single-handedly at the age of 15. Six years later, he must act as mentor to Katniss Everdeen in the 74th Hunger Games, where they learn there is more than one type of game at play.
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25 Oct 2025
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Clark has been utterly perfect, smart, kind, cute and witty. But a woman has needs and doubts were starting to lead you to a detrimental decision. A breakup. But this Clark guy shows you that he fucks hard and checks all of your boxes.
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24 Jul 2025