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“I’m not going there to be a good person or whatever, his rehab program is almost over and I want to tell him off. Fuck you and thank you, simple as that. And then I never want to see him again, it doesn’t matter if he ends up knighted by the fucking Royals or canonized by the fucking Pope, I don’t want anything to do with him again” Jamie explains and his voice is quivering with unbridled rage and sorrow, almost like he was grieving his father.
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jamie is in healthy relationship with roy despite some problems his disorders caused, now he thinks he's undeserving of roy.
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“Oh my god, you really don’t know?” Keeley asks almost pitying him.
“Know about what, Keeley? Suddenly a lot of fucking reporters that should know by now I don’t answer that kinds of fucking questions and they are asking me about my couch? Is journalism dead?” Roy asks getting increasingly exasperated.
Keeley laughs.
“Yes, babes, it’s dead. Been dead for a while, actually,” Keeley says and hesitates “It’s because of Jamie.”
What the fuck.
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or, jamie talks on national tv about roy's couch and roy doesn't like it one bit
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but as for me, i still remember how it was before by donniestdarko
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
10 Sep 2025
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He was surprised when FIFA sent him a letter, inviting him to a memorial to Roy’s career, to recognize his legacy in football both as a brilliant player and as a highly tactical coach and team manager. They said he was a big part of Roy’s career and it would be an honor if he spoke a few words about a man he said on many instances that was his biggest idol.
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After Roy Kent's death, Jamie is invited by FIFA to give speech to honor him.
Or, Jamie is tired of people not understanding his relationship with Roy and he takes this opportunity to explain it.
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“I know what a camera is, Jamie,” Roy says in an exasperated tone “Why is it in your hands? Are you being so underpaid you have to take a second job as a fucking pap?”
“Roy, I’ll always be underpaid, no amount of money can pay for the miracles I perform on that pitch,” Jamie brags with his free hand on his chest, Roy looks at him the whole time like he wants to murder him “This is just some therapy shit, or summat.”
“What is therapeutic about taking fucking pictures?” Roy asks him entirely confused instead of his regular angry.
“I don’t know, you tell me,” Jamie responds and seems lost in thought.
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or, jamie takes up photography per doctor sharon's recommendation, but he mostly takes pictures of roy. roy hates having his picture taken, but learns to relax in front of jamie's camera.
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“What the fuck is this? What are you doing here?” Roy asked after what seemed quite some time with his eyes squinted, like he wasn’t about to go meet Jamie at his house himself.
Jamie gives a small easy laugh and offers the bouquet he was holding to Roy, who recoils, still not sure this wasn’t a crazy deathtrap.
“Hey, calm down, old man, this isn’t the war, it’s just some lilies,” Jamie still holds out the flowers and tries to get them closer to Roy who still flinches back “Lilies are cute pretty flowers, they’re no harm, don’t worry.”
Roy still raised an eyebrow at him and Jamie rolled his eyes and brought the flowers close to his own face and gave them a good whiff.
“See? Not dead, no need to worry, okay?” Jamie says offering the bouquet back to Roy who reluctantly accepts after a couple of seconds, smelling it tentatively. It was a nice smell. I mean, all flowers kind smelled like funerals in some way or another, but these were nice.
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Or, Jamie starts giving Roy flowers out of the blue. Roy has no fucking clue what is happening.
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Despite the fact that it was none of his fucking business and he was ignoring Jamie Tartt for the rest of his life, he did watch from the corner of his eye as the waitress went to the corner table with a tray full of shots and unloaded every single one. There were only three people at the table, Jamie with a man and a woman, but there were twelve shots on the table. The math didn’t work out into anything good. For one thing, Jamie was a child who drank fucking blue shit and vanilla vodka and never even enough to get fucked up. For another thing, it wasn’t good etiquette to pour booze down anybody’s throat when they were already on a leash, or in any sort of bondage situation.
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It suddenly feels like nicotine all over again: get touched one too many times and he starts searching for it, starts craving it when it isn’t there. Starts noticing it in the place of its absence when he hadn’t before, always looking forward to the next fix.
Except it doesn’t come, because there’s no reason for it to, and Carmy falls asleep every night with a hand clenched at the front of his chest and the words I’m here, you’re good on repeat in his mind.
Bookmarked by rox (donniestdarko)
19 Jul 2024
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no cause this is all i’ve ever wanted and all i’ve ever needed
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He’s had worse habits, really.
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A Secret Third Thing by TooAwkwardToFunction
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
11 May 2025
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Ever since the entire world forgot his existence, Peter has been having a little trouble asking for help, mainly because the Avengers are pretentious assholes and he really doesn’t need to be on SHIELD’s radar again. It turns out that if you get your ass handed to you enough time next to Hell’s Kitchen, the Devil might take notice and lend a hand.
(Aka, Team Red origins)
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Before Ted arrives; before Rebecca becomes the owner of AFC Richmond; before Jamie even sits down with Cartrick and signs his loan contract, Jamie and Roy meet for the first time on the pitch in a pre-season friendly.
Its the start of something neither were expecting.
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