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#HESMARRIED is currently trending by tonestorm
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Mar 2026
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Amphoreus Magazine ✓ @amphoreus
Congratulations to @phainon for being our Most Eligible Bachelor five years in a row!
1k Replies • 9K Retweets • 147k LikesPhainon Khaslana ✓ @phainon
Thank you for your votes, everyone! Can’t express just how grateful I am for all your love but, unfortunately, I’m no longer deserving of this title. Haven’t been for a long time actually but I can finally say it because just last week I got married!
27k Replies • 76.1K Retweets • 2M Likesfamous actor Phainon Khaslana reveals that he's married. the internet does what the internet does - it freaks out.
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13 May 2026
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immovable object + unstoppable force by chocolair
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Oct 2025
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For the sake of sportsmanship, he can admit that the man is built like one of those sculptures you see in museums— handsome features most are either jealous of or attracted to and a body worth ogling, that with the hard muscle tensing beneath pale skin with every little movement.
Mydei tells himself this is but an objective observation and that the flutter of his belly has nothing to do with it as he leans against the ropes.
Love at first sight? Not quite. More like at first jab.
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Neuvillette startles when the manager’s hands suddenly squeeze his shoulders, the man standing behind him.
“My dear Vi, I don’t know what you did, but you have captured this fine gentleman’s attention. He has just paid to have you exclusively for a whole month. Well done,” announces the manager, sounding beyond thrilled.
Neuvillette is frozen in place, bewildered. He locks eyes with the stranger, but they don’t betray any emotion. Neuvillette is confused. Why would this man pay what was undoubtedly an exorbitant amount of money - Neuvillette knows how much an hour of his time cost - for an escort he has not even had a taste of?
He feels uneasy, feels dread settle in the pit of his stomach.
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Neuvillette has been working as an escort in an exclusive club for a few years. He has resigned himself to this reality until a handsome stranger walks into the club and their paths cross, resulting in an unusual proposition...
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I LOVE BEING AN UNDERPAID SERVICE INDUSTRY WORKER! by icarian__carrion
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
29 Jun 2026
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Introducing: Phainon! Our latest edition state-of-the-art customer support analyst! He doesn't tire! He doesn't complain! He doesn't feel pain! He doesn't bleed! He doesn't need anything! Use him! Abuse him! Aren't you tired of being on the other side of hell? Call now! 1-800-FLAMECHASE-INC
Phainon is an overworked call center operator. Mydei is the new hire.
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Not the sinister type by SleeplessAndObsessed
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
13 Dec 2025
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Worshiper:You sing about hidden desires? Let me tell you about them. You, bent over while I take you in front of your whole audience. Them, reaching their hands out to try and get a feel of you…”
GoldenRatio : Why is this bumbling idiot not banned yet? Mods, delete this.
MVP : Okay Christian Grey
Full-time Napper : I’m getting a little concerned… You do realize the song is not about you, right?
...But what if it was?
Or: While scrolling through forums, Mydei finds obsessive posts from a rather dedicated fan, and sets to make his dreams come true.