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“You know none of this is true, right?” The shitty hunter soaks in the tacky decor of the coffee shop with visible distaste.“What?”
“Vamps don’t actually turn into bats,” he huffs, poking at a dangling plastic decoration. “And they sure as hell don’t wear capes, either. They look just like any average person. That’s what makes them so dangerous.”
“Oh. I had no idea,” lies Sanji, who is most definitely an average person and not a vampire. He shoots the mosshead his best customer service smile, the one that screams sir, this is just an innocent local business with no affiliation to vampires, the Easter Bunny, or Santa Claus. “Can I get you anything?”
Alternatively: In this economy, you gotta do what you gotta do. Some people hunt rogue vampires. Others run coffee shops that cater specifically to their fellow creatures of the night, and try their best not to get staked through the heart (or fall in love).
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R/Relationship_Advice: Asking for a Friend by Rough0perator for beefcakelesbian (beefbiffboeuf)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Jan 2024
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“It means,” Zoro says, leaning back on his elbows and easing himself down, “that it’s…” he freezes, his head coming to rest on something decidedly warmer and quite a bit more firm than his pillow. “Shit, sorry.” Before he can scramble to sit up, Sanji’s hand presses down on his shoulder, gently anchoring him back into his chest.
“No worries,” Sanji says. Like this is something they do.
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Sanji had lived his entire life wondering where his soulmate was. He had imagined their first meeting every chance he got. So what happens when he misses it? When he meets his soulmate during a busy rush at the coffee shop he works at and has no idea who it could be?
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“I just got divorced. Aren't you supposed to be nice to me?” Sanji complains and Zoro huffs as he makes a face.
“You'd hate that.” Zoro raises a hand to wave down the bartender. “I will buy you a drink though.”
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