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He Xuan starts coughing so loudly and so violently that for a second Xie Lian loses track of reality, and thinks it was He Xuan who got buried under what feels like half a mountain, and not Xie Lian. It’s only as he tries to get up, alarmed, that the pain shoots through his body and reminds him why that would be a terrible idea. A grunt of pain must escape him, because He Xuan pushes him down again. This time, he leaves his hand on his shoulder, a constant reminder to “stay the fuck down, dianxia, fucking idiot.”
“You sounded like you were in pain. Are you sure you weren’t hurt in the collapse?”
“It really is very galling to be fretted upon by a man who is bleeding half of his intestines unto the floor.”
(or: Xie Lian and He Xuan end up trapped in a cave together, and Xie Lian won't stop saying upsetting things. It's probably the concussion.)
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21 Jun 2026
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Manger à Trois by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Nov 2024
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In the end, they resolve thusly: Luo Binghe is not planning to gain himself a harem of beautiful men, Yue Qingyuan is off the table although they can both privately admit to each other, as husbands, that they’ve thought about it with him, and Shen Qingqiu is, in fact, attracted to Liu Qingge, who is likely to reciprocate that interest.
“So this disciple just needs to make sure Liu-shishu and I can get along as well,” Luo Binghe says when this has all been concluded. Shen Qingqiu is draped across his lap, Luo Binghe combing his fingers through his hair, both of them dressed for sleep. “Then we can share him like we share everything else.”
Liu Qingge doesn't like Luo Binghe's cooking. This is making it very difficult for Luo Binghe to follow his five step plan to seduce him.
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- Part 1 of post-canon bingliushen
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20 Jun 2026
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Heart Made of Strings by Ravennest
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2026
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Shen Yuan was apparently, an average disciple.
According to Ning Yingying and some older Shimei’s, everyone had been baffled when Shizun had made him a personal disciple. He was good enough to be an inner disciple but not the best by a long shot, and Shizun only took The Best. He didn’t get into any of the infighting senior disciples normally did for their Shizun’s favor because according to Ning Yingying
“Shizun thinks Shen-Shixiong is a lazy brat, and Shixiong doesn’t care what anyone thinks ‘cause he’s always trying to get off the mountain to go hunt monsters like he’s some Bai Zhan Brute.” She had then assured Luo Binghe that he’d love Shen Yuan.
Luo Binghe has a sinking feeling in his chest that perhaps, this is the most accurate thing his Shijie has ever said to him.
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19 Jun 2026
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The Usurper Escapes by Ilthit for mocheng
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2024
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Shen Qingqiu self-destructs, but with quick action from his shidi and favourite disciple, his weak and fragile body breathes again. Only, it is not the same Shen Qingqiu.
When Shen Yuan pushes his way out of the dark wet earth of the Borderlands, he finds his sect brothers already waiting, and they have questions.
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19 Jun 2026
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A-Yuan has At Least Three Friends by wenqing (maniafic)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Nov 2020
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Xiao Jiu wakes up disoriented, surrounded by strangers, and he desperately misses the nice dream where his name was Shen Yuan.
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19 Jun 2026