definition_of_desperation
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it's just the gods upturning inkpots by definition_of_desperation for WarriorHeart
Fandoms: Kuroshitsuji | Black Butler
05 Oct 2025
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Ronald's struggles as an unpaid intern of the Shinigami Dispatch.
The reaps themselves aren't so difficult, not after the first couple of times. The hard part is making and maintaining friendships with his coworkers, none of whom are particularly normal people.
And then there's the Boss.
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break a rib by definition_of_desperation
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Good Omens (TV)
19 Mar 2024
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Adam was always alone. He was never alone. Those strong, calm hands never left his side. But as long as they focused on him, it meant that no one else was getting hurt. He was less okay with that than he wished.
Heavily inspired by another fic but you don't have to read it to get this one! You also don't really need to know good omens.
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and if i could put a name to it by definition_of_desperation for WarriorHeart
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
02 Jan 2024
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If you close one door, another one opens. A catastrophe isn't avoided, only delayed. Jaskier and his best friend/bodyguard are stargazing, free from monsters, wishes and destiny. It might be their last time for a while.
Or, they get several death scares and make contact with... Aliens? Who knows.
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the leaves like broken shards of stained glass by definition_of_desperation
Fandoms: The Dragon Prince (Cartoon)
23 Nov 2023
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Gren is a little more suspicious of Viren and steals his new pet projects while making his escape. His new companion gives him many things to think about, including but not limited to his sexuality.
This story has no proper timeline, it's completely self-indulgent. It was originally meant to be an rp starter for my girlfriend but it was too long for one message on Quotev's DMs :/ oh and this was all done on my phone, might touch it up on pc laterMight update if this gets some reads!
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do you hear that scratching (there's something at the door) by definition_of_desperation
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
11 Oct 2020
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The bard was dependable, though. If he had to choose between Geralt and a woman, he always chose Geralt, even if the Witcher insisted upon leaving by himself. Though Jaskier would not be Geralt's first choice for a while, it was good to know that he was Jaskier's.
(But why was a famous bard so lonely that he would follow him around, Geralt didn't think to ask.)
A story about Geralt, Jaskier, and their unhealthy friendship where Geralt doesn't ask enough questions and Jaskier is left with the assumption that constant chatter - no matter how important - is annoying. In a destructive reveal, Jaskier's secrets are spilled, and Geralt faces his fears.
Or: Geralt is an oblivious idiot as Jaskier is slowly dying.
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1-a thinks yagi is an assistant by definition_of_desperation
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Jun 2018
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The scrawny tall blond guy in the halls claims to be All Might's assistant after Asui saw him grading the work All Might should have. It's hard to keep it up since the kids will one day notice how they both seem to have the habit of coughing blood at random times.
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enjimotions (emotions) by definition_of_desperation
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Oct 2018
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Bookmarked by definition_of_desperation
26 Nov 2020
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Family Portraits by GilliganGoodfellow
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Oct 2020
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Family, the book is called.
In it, Jaskier has drawn pictures of Vesemir, Eskel and Geralt.
There are pictures of Kaer Morhen and the valley. One of the cats that lives in the yard, and the horses in the stables.
Geralt has added his own sketches and words in the margins. Eskel has written out the lyrics to an old song he likes to sing.
On the last page of the book, Vesemir has drawn Jaskier’s portrait.The last page of the book that they think Lambert doesn’t know about.
The book without a single picture of Lambert in it.Bookmarked by definition_of_desperation
15 Nov 2020
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Under the weight of the latest damage report (and subsequent bill), Makarov decides that it's finally time to retire as Guild Master and (forcibly) appoint a successor. Mystogan will never know what hit him.
Bookmarked by definition_of_desperation
28 Sep 2020
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Jaskier and the Elixir of Life by anarchycox
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Aug 2020
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Geralt and Jaskier have been fucking for years, and in a relationship for less years, in love for a few less than that. And when Jaskier points out they've known each other for twenty years, Geralt wonders why Jaskier hasn't aged that much.
They learn that sex with a witcher is keeping Jaskier ageless.
Geralt is worried though, that maybe he isn't quite enough, to keep Jaskier from aging. He hesitantly suggests that Jaskier maybe winter at Kaer Morhen so that all the witchers can love up and worship him, just to insure his agelessness.
Jaskier figures that he can nobly bear up, and endure the suffering of having really gorgeous and powerful men spending five months dedicated to fucking him to near immortality.
Just enough plot to make all the sex extra fun.
On indefinite hiatus but being it was mostly porn, the lack of a proper ending doesn't really hurt this.
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Bookmarked by definition_of_desperation
06 Sep 2020
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Rogue's been avoiding him ever since the Grand Magic Games ended, and Sting is determined to make it stop. And when he realizes that the both of them are struggling with nightmares, he might just have the perfect chance to fix what's been tearing them apart.
Bookmarked by definition_of_desperation
08 May 2020