definitelynotdaniel
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"Where's Nashton?"
"Who?"
“Edward Nashton. The Riddler. Where is he?” Oh. Him.
“Why would I know?” Selina asks, as if she hasn’t seen the Riddler every time she’s gone to the club.
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The Dangers of Seeing Green by definitelynotdaniel
Fandoms: Gotham (TV), Little Shop of Horrors (1986), Batman - All Media Types
09 Aug 2022
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The year is 1962 and Nashton's Flower shop in the Narrows of Gotham City is finally starting to get more business, all thanks to a very strange and unusual plant on display. But what the unsuspecting patrons don't know is that the newly discovered species has some very specific dietary requirements.
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Say It's Me That You Want (To Dismember) by definitelynotdaniel for august_justice, ciels_trashland, Miss_Vile
Fandoms: Gotham (TV)
29 Dec 2021
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Bruce Wayne has many... unconventional wants. Luckily, Jeremiah Valeska is an unconventional man, and is willing to provide The Bat with an outlet.
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"I don't see why you've brought me in, Jim. It's the middle of the night. Surely this matter could have waited til morning."
"Your biggest enemy is missing, Oswald, that's plenty of reason enough to lock you up now, if I wanted. This is a courtesy. Cause we're such good friends, and all." Jim didn't bother hiding his sarcastic smirk. Oswald, however, was not biting.
Or, in which Oswald gets brought in after becoming King of Gotham and none of it goes as planned for Jim.
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Oswald would do anything Ed asked of him even now, if the bandage around his eye was any proof. But when all Ed wants is to love him, Oswald calls on Riddler to try and make it go away.
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- Part 16 of The Summer of Smut: 2020 Edition
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The Summer of Smut: 2020 Edition by 221blackandwhitestripes, arcanemoody, august_justice, Bandicoot, BlessedMasochist, bri_notthecheese, Chierei, ciels_trashland, connerluthorkent (august_justice), definitelynotdaniel, Gabrie_DwelleR, Hobo, Inkfowl, liversalmon, Miss_Vile, whosthatpokaimon
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Gotham (TV)
09 May 2026
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Collection of stories written for the 2020 Nygmobblepot Summer of Smut Event hosted by Nygmobblepot Haven Discord.
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Swing My Way by ElectricBlueLilies
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 May 2026
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Shane, Ilya, Hayden, and Jackie get close. Really close. And explore what that means for them.
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Hayden Pike will do anything for Shane Hollander, no questions asked. So when Shane calls him panicking in the middle of the night saying he needs help dealing with a body, Hayden throws on his coat and grabs a shovel like the good friend he is.
Or: A drunk Ilya passes out right outside Shane’s sex building, and Shane can't move his body.
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- Part 1 of Everyone Finds Out Eventually
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- English
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Bookmarked by definitelynotdaniel
01 May 2026
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On June 24th, 2022, during game seven of the Stanley Cup finals, Ilya Rozanov takes a skate blade to the thigh and bleeds out on the ice.
The next morning, Shane wakes up in his husband's arms. It's June 24th again, and Ilya is still alive.
Now Shane just needs to figure out how to keep him that way.
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Or: Shane gets stuck in a time loop.
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- Part 15 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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Bookmarked by definitelynotdaniel
30 Apr 2026
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In his efforts to become the best captain possible, Shane accidentally cultivates among his teammates a debilitating praise kink.
(Or, the unforeseen consequences of prolonged and repeated exposure to Shane Hollander's beautiful big brown bottom eyes, and its documented effects on a worrisomely increasing number of professional hockey players.)
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Bookmarked by definitelynotdaniel
26 Apr 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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Bookmarked by definitelynotdaniel
16 Apr 2026