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  1. Public Bookmark 81

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    Penelope finally makes things official with Colin. In fact, they’re still basking in the first minutes after confessing themselves when Pen makes a colossal and mortifying mistake.

    She accidentally sends a risqué photo to the family group chat 😬

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    21 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    “Penelope Featherington, you climbed all those steps just to come and see me in my tower, which means something must be wrong,” comes Agatha’s clipped voice from the other end of the door. “I see no sense in prolonging things, so you may as well come in.”

    Penelope murmurs a quiet apology as she enters, shutting the heavy door behind her. Further into the room, Agatha Danbury beckons her over to where she’s seated by the fireplace, deep purple robes billowing around her.

    “You look frightened, child,” Agatha says. “What is it that could possibly have you worked into such a state?”

    “Colin Bridgerton—” Penelope says, still attempting to catch her breath from the climb.

    Ah.

    Penelope ignores the knowing timbre in Agatha’s voice and pushes forward.

    “I believe he is under a love spell.”

    — OR —
    The one where Penelope is Merlin, Colin is not quite the Once and Future King, but still a Prince of Camelot, and Penelope must figure out how to save Colin (again) from dark magic, all while keeping her own magic a secret.

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    20 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    Colin is proposing to his longtime girlfriend, well...everyone else seems to think he is anyway, problem is...they might have gotten it a little wrong...

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    17 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    After a cruel prank leaves Penelope alone in a restaurant, the last thing she expects is for a handsome stranger to mistake her for his blind date. She should tell him the truth. Instead, she accepts one perfect evening with a man she will probably never see again. But some mistakes have a way of becoming something much more.

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    13 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    “You punched Theo? Did he try something with you? Did he hurt you?” 

     

    “No! Oh my God, no, not at all!”

     

    “Then why the hell did you have to punch him?” Colin asks, voice raising slightly. “If he didn’t do anything, was it something that he said? Did he disrespect you?” 

     

    “I- well, yes, a little bit but-”

     

    “Right, I’m gonna kill him.”

     

    “What?” Penelope says as he all but storms past her. “Colin, wait! I haven’t told you the whole story yet!”

     

    But he’s already storming down the stairs. “Sharpe, I swear to God I’m gonna…”

     

    Colin’s words escape him as he tries to comprehend the sight in front of him. Theo, tied up, gagged with his own tie. He blinks, and then he turns to Penelope. 

     

    "Okay, so I know that this looks bad, but hear me out…”

     

    In which Penelope has to hold Theo hostage to stop him from ruining Eloise's wedding, and the only person around to help her is her ex-boyfriend that she just had a one night stand with. What could go possibly wrong?

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    09 Jul 2026