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Shane’s brain cycled rapidly through a half-dozen celebrities, porn actors, Grindr profiles, every attractive bartender who’d ever served him a beer, trying to find a comparison for this level of outrageously concentrated beauty in one person, but he was drawing a blank.
The man—Ilya Rozanov, Facilities Attendant, his badge read—gestured around the supply closet. “I help you find something?”
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Canon-divergent AU set during the 2017-18 MLH season. Shane Hollander doesn’t have a single Cup to his name when he meets a very hot and very annoying janitor who works at the Metros stadium.- Language:
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17 Jul 2026
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The building, for better or for worse (more so the latter), is a time capsule. Creaking open the front office door startles the young man behind the counter. His large, dark eyes tear themselves away from the magazine in his hands, and he quickly swings his feet off the desk and onto the floor. For posterity, Daniel pretends he doesn’t see the desktop computer hastily shoved under the table.
“Good evening, Sir,” he begins. “Checking in?” A piece of gum flashes bright pink between his teeth as he speaks. He’s a cute young thing, likely college-aged, clad in a brown suede vest with a tight-fitting striped shirt that ends at his elbows. He toys with one of his two necklaces, sliding the charm back and forth along the chain.
And that’s all it takes. Daniel wants him; he’s decided. He’ll do whatever it takes to get in his pants tonight.
Or: Retro Nasty II: Electric Boogaloo
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- Part 2 of Boogie Nights
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24 Jun 2026
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As he rifles through the new goods– a pack of cigs, some old cologne, necklaces, silk shirts, tight pants, big amber shades– a note flutters out from underneath an ascot. The cursive ink lists an address and the words ‘Do your worst.’
In which Daniel is given full jurisdiction to be a 70s sleazebag.
UPDATE: Now with links to the GORGEOUS art from both haflacky and ladyofthecreeddraws on Tumblr!!
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- Part 1 of Boogie Nights
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24 Jun 2026
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Daniel drinks another martini and a half, says, “You’re lucky I’m on blood thinners. I used to handle my liquor way better,” as he sets the unfinished drink on the table and offers Armand his arm again.
Armand sits next to him this time, their bodies turned in toward each other as he cradles Daniel’s arm and drinks. The blood gives him a headrush, and he blinks rapidly to attempt to clear his vision. This time he leaves the wound for longer, lets blood drip down toward Daniel’s wrist before he laps it up.
“Fuck,” Daniel murmurs as he watches. “That’s more like it.”
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- Part 2 of daylight savings won't fix this mess
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09 Jun 2026
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Eric hasn't known a moment's peace since he met Assad, and tonight is no exception. Assad leans in close, hot breath ghosting against the shell of Eric's ear as he whispers Please, fingers twitching beneath Eric's, teasing his inseam. Danger, Will Robinson.
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07 Jun 2026