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Matt stood there next to him, red solo cup in hand, and his camera dangled from the strap around his neck.
"You know what your problem is?"
Stiles felt his eyes slightly widen, taken aback because what the fuck does that mean?
"Interesting way to greet someone, dude," He tried to sound playful, but he was slightly annoyed now, so he was sure that was noticeable in his voice and expression. Matt ignored his comment completely and turned around to look outside through the open sliding door, pointing a finger toward it with the hand still around his cup.
Stiles looked over his shoulder at what —who— Matt was pointing at. Scott stood there, talking and laughing with Liam, who had made his way outside without him noticing. Liam's friends, Corey, Mason and Hayden, were there too, accompanied by Isaac, who dragged Boyd and Erica along. Then there were Danny and Jackson, with Lydia huddled close to Allison.
"You're their DUFF."
"Their what?"
"DUFF— designated ugly fat friend," Stiles stayed silent and shifted his gaze back to the friend group outside, "You and I? We make them look better, more popular, more desirable." All Stiles could do was laugh.
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Ryan sighed - there was the naim-stop-smoking sigh that he remembered before - and brought the washcloth up to tenderly dab at the already crusted blood on his cheekbone. “And lost your pretty privilege- maybe the few brain cells left in there too. Entertain me. Who’s the president?”
Naim scoffed against the washcloth. “Prime minister, dickhead. You watch too much American shit.”
Ryan pressed firmer into his cheek, sending fresh waves of pain through Naim’s aching head. He groaned, attempting weakly to push Ryan’s unrelenting hand off. “What’s his fucking name- Guy who shit himself in the Maccas.”
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or the coffee shop au
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When a tempting opportunity to meet like minded people and win over their communities arises through a battle of the bands both of their schools are promoting, Naim and Ryan both take on the challenge. When they cross paths backstage, the rivalry sparks instantly.
Or: Ryanaim battle of the bands au :)
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Naim looks at him, dumbfounded. "You're selling me weed from under your kitchen sink."
Surely, surely, he's being fucked with right now.
Ryan just shrugs and shakes the baggie in his hand. "Yeah. You want it?"
Naim stares at him in disbelief.
naim is a frazzled first-year and ryan is the campus weed dealer whose life mission is annoying him. or so he thought.
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excuse me, could the ugly, untalented gays please report to the principal's office? by godkissedme
Fandoms: Leviticus (Movie 2026)
18 Jul 2026
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Unpopular best friends Ryan and Hunter start a high school self-defence club to meet boys and lose their virginity. They soon find themselves in over their heads when the most popular students start beating each other up in the name of self-defence.

