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    Part 1; what would you do if life was causing such mental and physical hardship?

    Part 2; If you had a chance to sell your soul, Offer it to Satan himself, NO strings attached!
    Would you do it?

    Part 3; entertainment for the soulless

    Part 4; what can a soulless human and an archangel get up to?
    Part 5; lucifer's POV: insight into my beginning

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    She has an apprentice out there, wearing her diamond and name, and she doesn’t even know her, Tsunade thinks. She nurses a drink in one hand, already feeling the buzz of the alcohol and graciously letting it stay. The dull hum of the night passes her by, patrons and saints alike ignored by a princess in a bar.

    Outtakes on Queen and how other people see Sasori and Sakura's relationship.

    What starts as a 5+1 but turned into a full fic of its own.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Hahahahahahahah omg ..

    This is gold

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    "You know, in another world, I killed you." Those words aren't what Sasori expected when he returned to his hideout from a meeting with one of his informants to find a pink hair woman sitting atop his work station like she belonged there. She's not exactly what he expects, even if she does leave heel shaped indents where she kicks his desk.

    Prompt fill for fandom bingo card, "Queen"

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    10 Jun 2026

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    If Sakura did a Twilight no vampire diaries and just shut off all of her emotions this is what you get especially when you throw puppets into the mix it was fucking good though

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    when eighteen-year-old, post-war Sakura is thrown back into her tiny, pre-Academy body, she makes a decision. she'd had a childhood once already, and this time, she's more interested in Not Dying when the inevitable shit hits the proverbial fan. so she will work harder, care less, kill more, and smile when she's done.

    and hey, if she ends up reviving an extinct nature transformation to attract the most corrupt, power-hungry man from her timeline, all the better for her, right?

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    10 Jun 2026

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    I enjoyed this.

    I'm a bit sad baby Sakura took on all the trauma that the 18yo mind couldn't handle but it kinda works.

    The PTSD traumatized adult gets a fresh start (more or less) and her child mind takes the brunt while she tries to 'save the world' er well 'save her family '

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    Fist poised to punch a goddess. A glare from opalescent eyes. A flicker of chakra.

    Sakura’s fist met Kaguya’s face at the same time her vision went black.

    When she woke up, it was to find herself twenty years in the past, with a pair of eyes she’d personally helped shut staring down at her.

    (alt: Minato was not supposed to be this hot, and Sasori was definitely not supposed to be cute and helpful)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Objectively cushina could be a nice person maybe but she's also a fucking bitch and a loud mouth and she's not my favorite character....

    Honestly I'd prefer Minato with Sakura in this one but I know she wants her best friends to still be alive so she's not going to influence any relationships to parents could have....

    So was the second best I'm happy about them being like siblings and it's also mildly entertaining that kashina is jealous over it.

    It's kind of like all of her favorite people being mashed together and you get Minato. Smart, hot, genius, bubbly and easy to get along with

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    "Shinobi, especially those above chuunin level or who have experience in warfare, should not be approached with any fast, secretive or possibly triggering movements. This can lead to a reflex that causes them to attack comrades and enemies indiscriminately without realizing their surroundings, and can prove especially dangerous for the less capable."
    - Shinobi Handbook, Vol. 1 ch. 2

    Sakura doesn't think Naruto can even read, so she doesn't know why she expects him to know what's just the most important rule in the continued existence of their careers. Or lives.

    Kami, Sakura isn't ready to die for this blonde idiot quite yet.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Hahahha that's definitely one way to show that kakashi is kind of incompetent for taking care of children.

    And fuck the sandime for taking a man who lost literally everybody encouraging him to stay in anbu and then taking him out for a month before shoving three children that remind him of everything he lost....

    Honestly I'm surprised kakashi didn't snap in the anime and like kill at least one of the kids...