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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    Ottawa Centaurs @OttawaCentaurs
    WATCH: The Cens pair up to play teammate Guess Who! Full video up now on our YouTube channel 🐎🧔‍♂️
    🔗https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mtk…

    [Video freeze frames on ZANE BOODRAM staring dead-eyed at the camera and ILYA ROZANOV leaning backward precariously far in his chair. A title appears superimposed over their faces]
    ROZ WINS!
    CENSMIN IS CONCERNED!
    NO COCKROACHES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO!

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 72

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    a mysterious shrine to the hockey god himself, shane hollander, rules the ottawa centaurs' locker room, but no one is quite sure why

    ft. a confused shane hollander, the centaurs team ensemble, and harris's dwindling patience

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  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    A series of unconnected one shots where Heated Rivalry characters (mostly Shane so far, but I have Thoughts for a Luca fic) go off on asshole journalists because Shane deserves to stick up for himself and should be allowed to kill one reporter or Metro per season for enrichment.

    Marked as complete because all works stand alone and are complete, but I'll keep adding more as the plot bunnies arrive.

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    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    What it says on the container. Unrelated oneshots. Marked complete because each individual work is, but I have like four WIPs that will land here eventually.

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    13 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 83

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    In Monopoly, a "get out of jail free" card is a card that, as the name implies, lets the player get out of jail without paying for it. When you have that card, you don't have to play it immediately. You just hold onto it in case it's ever needed.

    The Montreal Metros had a rule in their contracts nobody really followed. It was stupid so everyone broke it, and it was just kind of an open secret. They'd never FIRE you for breaking it, so who cared?

    Well, a Shane Hollander who knew he was already doing something a lot worse that he couldn't legally be fired for and didn't want to give them a different excuse. That's who cared.

    Or: A post-game press conference gets very honest in a way that reflects a hell of a lot worse on his old team than it does on Shane.

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    13 Jun 2026