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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    If love languages had been a thing in the 1970s, Jackson Healy would tell you without a doubt that physical touch was #1 on Holland March’s list. So when Holland didn’t want Jackson to get out of bed that morning, it didn’t raise any red flags. March’s behavior the rest of the day, however, surely did.

    AKA: Holland March grieves. Jackson Healy holds him together. Literally.

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    21 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    #pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge
    or, pour some whiskey on your partners crotch challenge, in March's eyes.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Once I’m within range, I start hearing those sounds Rocky was talking about, little groans and hitches of breath. He’s trying to keep himself quiet, I can tell, another bad habit of his.

    Wait, there’s something else, too, a sort of faint squelching? Well, he’s either very vigorously washing his hand - but, no, I don’t hear the water running - or he’s-

    Suddenly, I hear what is very clearly a moan from the other side of the door, even if muffled.

    Oh.

    Oh my god.

     

    Or when Rocky hears Simon making some concerning sounds in the Hail Mary’s bathroom, he sends Grace to go check on him, and the man is met with quite the surprise.

    Title from Do I Wanna Know? by Artic Monkeys (but I’m specifically thinking of the Hozier cover y’know?)

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    16 Jul 2026

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    To be honest, Grace did have his doubts about him.

    When the new human first woke up, he punched Grace in the face and tried to run away. He didn’t speak for his first three days of being conscious. Not the best first impression.

    Rocky, in the meantime, had one job. He was specifically tasked with building this new human a place to stay. Grace hadn’t made time for blueprints, too busy fumbling the situation that was his first real human in over fifteen years.

    Grace didn’t realize ‘please build the new human a place to stay’ would be translated into ‘expand my home! the human will be living with me!’

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    15 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    What starts as Grace trying to convince Simon he’s good, leads to him realizing his feelings for him.

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