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cheat codes to nuke your unfilial disciple’s concurrent business (stealth edition!) by atomicmuffin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jun 2026
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The Court Official Servant Slutting Brigade (a deeply offending and UNFEMINIST moniker to refer to the excellent professional staff of imperial household maintenance that Tialang-jun ought NOT to use, thank you!) has a clear prospect winner on the race towards the Emperor’s sacred loin.
To no one’s surprise, It’s Shen Qingqiu’s Shizun demonic lookalike.
Or: ‘Master Huang’ is such a low-effort, low-reward surveillance scheme; Luo Binghe can do better in his sleep. While Shen Qingqiu was having fun on his monster studies thesis tour of the Abyss, his Shizun was studying subterfuge, innovating infiltration and perfecting pretense to uncharted levels of deceptive deviancy, even for demonic ethical sensibilities.
Fanfanfiction of Like A Tooth From A Mouth (I Leave A Hole). Canon divergence in chapter 88.
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21 Jun 2026
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The Crane And The Black Lotus by Laryna6
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngshiù
23 Mar 2019
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If Shen Yuan had to transmigrate, couldn’t he transmigrate into a protagonist or a righteous cultivator? Why did it have to be this scum villain demon?
Especially since in the book Proud Immortal Cultivator Way, demons were supposed to be perpetually horny so the hero Luo Binghe could papapa with all the demon sisters! It was like being an adolescent all over again! Everything was giving him an erection: swords, fans, suggestively shaped rocks!
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Bookmarked by Scum villain (croonable)
19 Jun 2026
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The man did not raise his face at the sound of footsteps, he was probably asleep - they could see, from his thin shoulders, his deep breathing - and he did not lift it even when shiny black shoes were a few centimeters from his body, it was so thin that a single kick would have ensured the breaking of several bones.
"My only son... What a poor creature they made you become."
Harry's immortality leads him to be the only wizard still alive, no one understands how it is possible and not even the boy in question. He is captured, trapped, and experienced. The tortures he received were so varied, that Muggles began to lack inventiveness and consequently also interest. As long as he was the only magician... What could he possibly do against them? Harry only hoped that he could finally die.
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19 Jun 2026
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19 Jun 2026
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rebalancing by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jun 2026
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Luo Binghe was supposed to be an alpha! It was his destiny!! He was supposed to be the most alpha-est alpha to ever walk the pages of Zhongdian Literature!! What the fuck happened?!
"Sooo... you remember that paper that came out way back when?" Shang Qinghua said, eyeing the fan nervously. "About secondary genders being influenced by the presentations and scents pups grew up around? And how they would present based on what was needed most for the 'proto-pack' back when we were cavemen or whatever?"
Shen Qingqiu froze. "That's pseudo-science. It was debunked instantly."
"I thought it was fun," Shang Qinghua said innocently.
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19 Jun 2026
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Spare me, My King! by 杯中明月 (FieryDNA)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2026
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The Awe-Striking Lord of the Northern Desert, volume 1, is out! Witness the steaming romance between mortal advisor A-Qing and fearsome Demon Lord Mobei Jun!
Ever since that accident with Lingguang Jun, Shang Qinghua has been itching to get back to writing. Luckily, one bad sex with Mobei Jun gave him the perfect novel idea– the only problem is his novel somehow ends up being popular in the mortal AND demon realm... and Mobei Jun is bent on finding the identity of the author.
Fuck.
or: Shang Qinghua's not-so-annonymous book resolves him and Mobei Jun's cuckolding and rakes in money too.
Bookmarked by omega (croonable)
19 Jun 2026
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An abandoned pup is almost unheard of within the werewolf community. So imagine the surprise when John Winchester finds a lonely pup in an abandoned house in the middle of the woods.
John brings the pup home with him, and his family welcome the newest addition with open arms. But the happiness is short-lived. According to the law, the Winchesters cannot keep the pup forever. The pup is an omega, rare and precious, and when the council find out, they see an opportunity to make a lot of money. Many alphas are interested in buying an omega, and they are all willing to pay a fortune.
The council decide that the Winchesters can only keep Sam until he’s 18, and after that the council will find Sam a suitable mate.The Winchesters raise Sam as their own biological son. Their plan is to let Sam have a normal childhood, and then smuggle him out of their region before his eighteenth birthday.
Dean loved his little brother from the start. But as Dean got older, he realized that he might love Sammy more than just a brother. But how could that be? Wolves who shared the same DNA couldn't be mates.
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19 Jun 2026
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19 Jun 2026
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Hiraeth the story can be read as a stand alone complete fic, but I'm popping the one-shots in here too just to keep it organised! Marked as complete because there's no ongoing storyline, but I might add more oneshots in time 💖
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Harry tried his best to escape the graveyard. He really did! But trapped and surrounded by enemies, with the newly-resurrected Voldemort stalking closer and promising murder, Harry sends out a wish that just this once, someone will show up to save him.
Someone does. Harry never would have anticipated who.Two Voldemorts now roam Wizarding Britain, one intent on murdering Harry while the other is devoted to protecting him. Why is this new Voldemort so strange and sad? What terrible future event gave him those scars? And how does all of it involve Harry?
Harry knows he shouldn’t trust Voldemort… but he does. And when Harry learns the truth of the Wizarding World’s future, he knows he has to help. If only Dumbledore and the original Voldemort would quit trying to drag Harry back into their petty war! -
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“Potter…why is a horcrux of the Dark Lord sitting in your living room in muggle Surrey?” Severus Snape slowly and calmly asked as if he was holding onto his last thread of sanity while waiting for the answer.
“Well, we met back in my second year at school, became friends since I didn’t know who his future self was, he tried to kill me, I killed him, and then he floated around the aether for a couple years,” Harry sighed. It was all so very complex.
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Everyone has had a summer from hell after what happened with the Triwizard Tournament. Literally everyone, even the part of Voldemort's soul that he thought he'd gotten rid of so very long ago. When Harry Potter's worst enemy asks for his help though...well, that pesky saving people thing just really gets in the way.
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18 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by POTTERFAN (croonable)
18 Jun 2026
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Harry overhears a conversation during his fourth year that makes him question some facts and assumptions he’s made. This sets him on a very different path over the rest of his school years as he works to understand more about magic, Wixen society, soulmates, and more.
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Bookmarked by POTTERFAN (croonable)
18 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter makes a deal with Death to resurrect Tom Riddle and get his annoying corrupted soul out of the afterlife. Harry only naturally does this because he wants to get a nice cushy afterlife that is denied to him because of the little soul shard lodged into the middle of his forehead.
Screw anyone's plan for his life, Harry is going to live for himself and find his own happy ending. IF that involves living alone with cats, and Death so be it. Of course, building a body, resurrecting Tom, and avoiding people that have plans for his fate and future goes sideways up the River Styx without a paddle. And of course, his worst roommate possible is adding water to the boat rather than bailing it out because he caught something called feelings and Harry might have fallen for him too.
There are other characters that get trapped on the journey of love and redemption. Most of them are cats, but who wouldn't love a hairless cat, his wonderful wife, and their raisin offspring. Certainly not Harry.
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18 Jun 2026
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18 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter and the Search for Ancient Magic by Snickerdoodlepop
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2025
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18 Jun 2026
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A Dead Man's Guide to Reliving Your Youth by Spork_in_the_Road
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2024
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After dying in the forbidden forest at Voldemort's hand--after going to the Kings Cross of his afterlife--Harry is returned to his 11-year-old self with no memories of his life before, just a vague sense of doom and weird knowledge of the wizarding world (and its inhabitants) that he can't quite explain. With only his ever-present sense of deja-vu to guide him into making better choices than last time, Harry embarks on a journey to save the wizarding world once again, and this time save himself as well.
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Perhaps more than Parseltongue runs through Tom's veins.
The Gaunts have always carried a hunger in their blood. Not just for power—but for each other.
As Tom’s wrist works beneath the covers, he thinks about their legacy, and the way it had dripped from Harry’s tongue.
He feels no shame for his urges. Tradition is sacred, after all.
And Tom has always wanted a family.
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