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a story of how the head auror of britain found the meaning of life in a cat’s litter tray, cheap weed, and a very temperamental omega
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16 Jun 2026
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Harry had underestimated just how uncommonly beautiful of a child Tom Riddle was when he goes back in time to adopt him.
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16 Jun 2026
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The Alpha’s hands then landed on his thighs.
“Who’s going to take care of you, Harry?” Tom murmured. “You went and got yourself drunk. You made yourself witless. You always put yourself in danger, but I take care of you.” Tom then helped Harry out of his trousers.
He stared at him purposefully. “You’d be a wreck without me, mother.”
Harry slowly tilted his head.
Mother?
Or: Harry Potter gets so drunk that he forgets that Tom Riddle is his son. He forgets that he travelled back in time to raise him.
He has no qualms about touching the sleeping teenager; after all, Harry is certain that he's asleep too. He's merely dreaming of touching the Slytherin.
And Tom would be remiss to waste such an invaluable opportunity.
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15 Jun 2026
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Harry’s interest in Tom is purely professional. He’d make an interesting character in one of his future books, that’s all, and Tom certainly doesn’t seem to feel anything for Harry outside of mild annoyance.
And if neither have met their soulmates by now, what are the odds that they'd find their match at Borgin & Burkes, of all places?
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14 Jun 2026
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Tom Riddle had despised the Fountain of Magical Brethren since his first day working at the Ministry and would certainly demolish it when he became Minister. This was Item Fourteen. Item Five was: “Don’t turn out to be an omega.” This item encountered certain complications. New Item Five: “Pretend not to have turned out to be an omega.” New Item Six: “Convincingly.” Item Seven: “In case of failure, kill all witnesses.” The plan was flawless. The plan worked as a flawless plan ought to work. The plan had worked until this morning.
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13 Jun 2026