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He knew what his role was meant to be.
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In which Norway's eldritch 'oh my fucking god he's not normal about me at all' mister forever perpetuates his own insane control issues, and so Nor has to get creative.
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It's a rather unconventional method of healing don't you think? To tether yourself to another in such a manner.
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"My price? You. Alone, Daniya."
Nor was sent off.
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Well, shit, good going. No backing down now. Hi, I'm Belarus and welcome to Jackass.
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The one where Butcher has to rescue Homelander but, aw shucks, how could he refuse such a perfectly wrapped present?
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20 Jul 2026
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I’ll Play Along, But Only If We Play By My Rules by perile
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
24 May 2026
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Norway agrees to get Denmark off, with one condition...
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16 Jun 2026
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Finland is fighting the Continuation War and misses Sweden.
Sweden misses Finland too, so he sends him a letter and a photo. [wink wink].Bookmarked by contort
17 Apr 2026
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Hetalia Fantasy AU: A beast of legend has attacked a defenseless village at the base of a dark mountain. Only one warrior is brave enough to seek it out. But no creature is more determined at getting what it wants than a dragon... Rated for cursing, adult content, and some violence. [warrior!Sweden x dragonshifter!Denmark]
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14 Apr 2026
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They just work, in Denmark’s eloquent terms, and he’s not really positive on how and why, but they do, and Denmark doesn’t question good things (often).
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08 Apr 2026