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    “I’m telling you, Shane,” Ilya says. “I take birthdays very seriously.”

    Shane lets out a dignified snort. “Sure.”

    “And I take your birthday the most seriously. It is my job as your boyfriend, yeah?”

    Shane’s heart squeezes in his chest. “Yeah, okay.”

    Ilya smiles, his eyes softening. “Moy lyubimiyy,” he murmurs. “I am going to celebrate you the way you deserve.”
     
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    Shane is used to being told he’s impossible to buy a birthday present for. It’s not exactly fun to be reminded of this fact about himself year after year, but he’s come to accept that it’s probably his own fault. After all, what do you give a man who has zero interests outside hockey and keeps his cards close to his chest?

    Turns out, his boyfriend might have a few ideas.

    (Or, Shane celebrates his birthday with Ilya for the first time since they started dating, and Ilya proves he’s the indisputable king of giving gifts.)

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane Hollander never gave a shit about motorsports. But then he met Ilya Rozanov.

    And from the moment he first laid eyes on the golden boy of Formula 1, with that glorious crown of curls and those icy blue eyes that shattered every last bit of his self-control, Shane knew he was completely and utterly fucked.

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    Or, Red Bull driver Ilya wins the most famous Grand Prix in the world, but the real trophy is waiting for him in his hotel room.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Shane stares at it, uncomprehending. It’s impossible. He’s not in love.

    And yet, right there on his bathroom floor, announcing his doom like it’s not delicately beautiful, is a small light pink petal, rounded at the bottom with a sharp tip.

    Or: After Shane runs out of Ilya’s house post tuna melt, he develops Hanahaki.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    He doesn’t notice when it starts. Later he’ll think back to the withered petals he found on the coffee table, but he doesn’t remember coughing them up when he heard the front door close.

    Ilya develops Hanahaki’s Disease after Shane walks out on him.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane doesn't eat much—he attributes it to watching his carb intake and needing to stay light and speedy, and for no other reason at all.

    And definitely not because of the flowers that keep him full these days.

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    26 Jun 2026