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“Do you even know what you’re doing?”
Atsumu doesn’t even look up. “Ya called me instead of a plumber, didn’t ya?”
“It was either that or wait three more days for maintenance.”
“And we both know how well you handle waitin’ on things you don’t like,” Atsumu says with a gleeful tone. “Ever the picture of patience, Omi-Omi.”
“I’m patient,” Kiyoomi responds dryly.
“Sure. And I’m a Nobel Prize winner in leaky faucet theory.”
“You already wanted to come over after your finals,” Kiyoomi states.
“Mm-hm. And here I was, thinking I was allowed to come over because I take ya so well, not ‘cause I’m the only one in the team groupchat who knows how to fix pipes.”
Written for Bottsumu Week 2025 - Day 3: Cockwarming.
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20 Jun 2026
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He Tian and Red become fuckbuddies. This is an excuse for a whole lot of sexy times and the eventual feelings that come with it.
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14 May 2026
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You reap what you sow.
Sasuke plants seeds of doubt.Instead of fighting in the Valley of the End, Sasuke convices Naruto to join him.
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- Part 1 of Hopeless Wanderer
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06 May 2026
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“Always wanted to fuck a goth babe,” Atsumu comments casually. His gaze finds a home on Kiyoomi’s lips. “I bet you’re a freak in bed, huh?”
It’s a horrible pick up attempt. Kiyoomi resents the anticipation that twists in his gut, resents all the sly smiles and weighted stares that work exactly how they’re intended to. Resents that Atsumu knows what he’s doing, wearing Kiyoomi down until he snaps under the tension.
Well, two can play this game, and Kiyoomi’s not going down without a fight.
“You could say that,” Kiyoomi answers, matching Atsumu’s indifferent tone. “Probably would be too much for you.”
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06 May 2026
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Born to a family of swindlers, Miya Atsumu spends his days picking pockets, conning nobles, and lifting precious gems. But after a series of his mistakes cost the family good money, he finds himself eager to prove he's still worth his seat at the table.
Opportunity strikes when his father returns from the Sakusa estate with a scheme to steal their fortune from right under their noses, a scheme that requires Atsumu's charm and expertise at its head.
The job should be simple: befriend Sakusa Kiyoomi, take his key to the safe, and steal the jewels within.
But Sakusa's not what Atsumu expects, and the closer they get, the harder it becomes to follow through with the plan.
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29 Apr 2026