chocolategoblin
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And I Don't Mean to Sound Hostile But The DEMON IS A COWARD by bread_lord, chocolategoblin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
01 May 2026
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“I’ll have the horniest sinners knockin’ these walls down to get in!” Angel Dust exclaimed. Right at that exact moment, Crowley walked in.
You gotta be fuckin' kidding me.
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After the holy-water bathtub incident, Beelzebub decides a better punishment for Crowley is to be the princess of hell's little assistant for her pet project; the Hazbin Hotel. A place where sinners can be "redeemed".
Crowley would rather get discorporated.
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birds of a feather flock together by chocolategoblin
Fandoms: Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons)
13 Mar 2026
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The class started going around and introducing themselves on the teachers orders. Damian didn’t pay attention. She should probably start paying attention.
“Hi, I’m Elijah Pepperjack, and I like aliens!” A squeaky child voice said and Damians’ head snapped over to him.
What.
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When you’re 1) reincarnated. 2) a weird bird creature hybrid. 3) know all the knowledge of this world through reasons that you’d rather not explain. 4) have an enigma of a dad who for some reason knows how to sword fight.
Well, there’s only so much you can do from there, right?
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a case of mistaken identity by chocolategoblin
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
30 Jul 2025
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Getting lycanthropy was the worst. Morgan was a werewolf now and had to juggle villainy, finding a cure, going through soul crushing guilt and a really annoying S-Tier that somehow always interrupts their plots.
Getting lycanthropy was just another Tuesday. Alex was a werewolf now and basically everything was still the same. The one annoyance in their life was a D-tier that somehow could not stop showing up everywhere!
When the two find out there is another werewolf prowling the city, the two work together to figure out who the other one is. While also trying not to get caught themselves.
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ms. long? i think she's a superhero... by chocolategoblin
Fandoms: Tales of Arcadia (Cartoons), LEGO Monkie Kid
15 Apr 2025
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“I am…” The marker squeaked across the whiteboard's surface, “Ms… Long.” She wrote down, along with a simple star at the end.
“Aka,” She turned around with a bright smile, the two green highlights in her hair bright against the black, “Your new and totally awesome science teacher!”
Silence. The students all glanced at each other with one thing on their minds.
‘This is our science teacher?’
or, 5 times Arcadia thought their new science teacher was weird + 1 time they actually get answers.
(knowledge of lego monkie kid isn't required, but it'll help put some things into context.)
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Lady Bone Demon has been locked away before she can destroy the world. But there's one loose end that needs to be tied... Her kid...
Macaque didn't know what to do with a key that could unlock anything that he stole from The Fragment. So he decided to use it on the weird moss box in the middle of a garden. It popped up around the Lady Bone Demons defeat and imprisonment, so he's just curious what's in this one!
Oh fuck a child is in there-
(WARNING, THIS IS BEING REWRITTEN, GO IN AT UR OWN ASFASDF WHATEVER THAT WORD IS JUST IT'S BAD)
Recent series
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But The DEMON IS A COWARD! - The Universe by bread_lord, chocolategoblin
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
01 May 2026
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life's great lie by Laeveteinn
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021), Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Jul 2021
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Loki stares at his hands, slowly realizing that magic still works in the TVA. Perhaps not every kind, but Asgard’s sorcery can take hold here- in particular, Asgard’s illusion magic. Loki’s proven it with every step he’s taken.
If magic didn’t work at all, he’d be entirely blue.
(Or: even beyond the edges of space and time, he is Loki of Asgard.)
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Bookmarked by chocolategoblin
26 May 2026
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Loptr Farm by Oceanbreeze7
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
27 Feb 2017
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Where Loki decides that the best place to stay hidden in all the realms, is right in the dead smack middle of Iowa.
He didn't mean to adopt a dog, or two, or four...Or a goat, a cat, a horse- wait, is that a lion?Or:
Where Loki hides out on a farm and accidentally makes it an animal rehabilitation service and home for wayward or abused creatures. And of course, Clint's dog runs away from his farm and ends up in the middle of it all.
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- 2/2
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Bookmarked by chocolategoblin
25 May 2026
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Oh great, you're dead! The good news? You've been isekai'd into your favorite show. The bad news? You now have to deal with the plot of a cartoon show with way more gut wrenching lore than it should have. Now you're stuck navigating a series of crises you're far too sleep deprived to handle, all while trying to act normal in front of characters you once thought were fictional.
(Next Update - Read chapter 34 please!!)
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Bookmarked by chocolategoblin
03 Mar 2026
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It's the universe's way of repaying back the times when Mechaman had beat impossible odds in his fights. Robert just wished it was anything but this.
Or; Robert the dispatcher is too charming and easily snatchable by villains, much to Z-Team's exasperation.
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- Part 2 of Sorta-Related Dispatch Fics
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- English
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- 10,745
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by chocolategoblin
13 Feb 2026
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Jinx hitches a ride on a zeppelin. Jayce and Viktor get a second chance.
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- Part 1 of your black heart is big
Bookmarked by chocolategoblin
06 Feb 2026