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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    “You couldn’t stop cursing if your fucking life depended on it, Trashmouth.”

    In attempts to get Richie to swear less, the Losers hold a no-cursing competition. Richie tries to get Eddie out using some methods that are unconventional, to say the least.

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    15 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 96

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    In which Richie's reasonably sure he's stuck in a dead-end job after just four months, his weekends are a bust, and the new guy might be hilariously high-strung but Richie can't stop asking him to hang out and drink his beer and kind of liking him anyway, and. Huh.

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    15 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    (it still was too easy to let go of herself – pretend the whispers in the school corridor weren’t about her, pretend the look on her father’s face on the portrait her mother kept on the wall didn’t scare her – but when she looked at the scar on her hand, bev could believe that it was better to open her eyes instead of shutting them. only for a minute. from minute to minute, she could one day heal herself.)

    or, bev learns that being strong doesn't mean being unbreakable.

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    15 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    “Don’t you think it’s fucked up for Bill to imply that like, you guys had lifelong boners for each other?” asks Richie.

    Bev scoffs. “Look, I haven’t read it yet. It's not like I’m thrilled that Bill wrote a book where thinly veiled versions of us make out when we didn’t, but who is it hurting?”

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    A story in which the film events are the canon of Bill's book, and reality is much more mundane. And Richie is definitely not still crushing on Eddie after thirty years, what the hell, Bill.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Richie looks down at his own body and like the bed and the bedroom before it, he doesn’t recognize what he sees.

    A broken sound escapes his lips and he slaps his hand to his mouth. Then he pulls his hand away, looks at it again, and slaps it back in place before his mouth gets any smart ideas.

    “What the fuck,” he says against his not-hand.

    (A 13 Going on 30 AU, sort of.)

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    12 Jun 2026