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"Why is that child on fire?"
With a weird scar, unexplainable happenings, and a cousin who's just a bit too interested in fire, Harry Potter's life can only be described as a chaotic, confusing mess. Then he turns eleven.
"I don't think I want to be sorted, Professor. I don't like the idea of being categorized." "5 Galleons she's an Eagle." "I am NOT taking that bet."
Features: a Dudley who doesn't hate his cousin but can't be described as good, Ron being an enigma, Hermione in a losing battle for logic, a large nose, narration, Quidditch Chaos, Hogwarts nonsense, random BS, the Weasley Twins, Luna being Luna, and a toad in a bowtie.
This is crack that follows what can be called a story. You have been warned. There is a narrative that loops through, especially as the chapters go on, but it's almost non-existent for the first 5 chapters and is still being developed in the most recent chapters
"Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick"
"This? Oh, it's a can of pure aerosol that I dumped some raspberry jam into"
"SIR YOU CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH MY HECKING CHEESE!"
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And then he Turned into a Fish by cha0t1cneutral
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
28 Jan 2024
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Bakugo shows up to class in an even worse mood than usual and then gets pushed over the edge.
Feat. Todoroki's conspiracy board and mentions of mac-n-cheese
Don't read this it's stupid
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Poseidon’s Seal of Approval by cha0t1cneutral
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
28 Jan 2024
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Poseidon decides he likes Annabeth. Percy facepalms
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All things have a purpose, but sentience complicates things. Basically one-sided mental dialogue of the Ford Anglia over the years. American slang is used intentionally, some dirty LANGUAGE.
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“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
“Rock and roll.”
He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.
(genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)
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- Part 1 of The Cadence Opus
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15 Mar 2026
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Hero Class Civil Warfare by RogueDruid (Icarius51)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Nov 2018
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Heroes lead by Bakugo.
Villains lead by Midoriya.
Seven days prep time.
Three days for Izuku Midoriya to show why they should be glad he's not a real villain.(Updated with final edits, 5/2/19)
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- Part 1 of Hero Class Villain AU
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08 Aug 2025
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Upon their defeat at the Battle of Hogwarts Harry uses an ancient ritual to send himself back in time to his 11 year old body and try all over again.
Except time doesn't work that way.
Instead he wakes up 11 years old in an alternate timeline that already has it's own Harrison Potter who's ready waiting to attend Hogwarts. Booted from his position as The-Boy-Who-Lived Harry decides to guide this worlds Chosen Potter through his time at Hogwarts and correct some of Harry's own mistakes. Introducing Harry Silver, orphan muggleborn who happens to look eerily similar to The Chosen One. Now all Harry has to do is keep Harrison alive, give everyone a better chance and stop anyone finding out who he really is while trying not to go insane in the process.
Hogwarts wasn't ready for Harry Potter.
It won't survive Harry Silver.
First Year: Chapters 1-13
Second Year: Chapters 14 - 24
Third Year: Chapters 25-Current- Language:
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08 Jul 2025
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Dark Matter Multiverse by mysterycyclone
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
19 Apr 2026
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13 Dec 2024
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Constellations by liketolaugh
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
10 Jan 2024
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19 Nov 2024