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  1. Summary

    A curated collection of adapted stories—drawn from AO3 and other media—focused on works that were left unfinished or abandoned.

    These are not direct copies, but creative reinterpretations, expanded and reimagined with new scenes, structure, or tone. Please note: I haven’t yet reached out to the original authors for permission, but if the opportunity arises, I absolutely intend to do so out of respect for their original work(s).

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  2. Summary

    A series dedicating to my favourite crackships that are unacceptable, weird, taboo and downright... Just wrong to the eyes of a normal group of fandom.

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    Johanna takes a job in the porn industry to make some extra money, but is surprised when her co-star turns out to be a familiar face. Johanna x David.

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    1/1
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    23
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    25 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    In Trolberg, being a good boy means you get to have sex with hot older woman. David is a very good boy, and Johanna knows it.

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    25 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Pacifica had seen years of her parents' employees coming and going. That is until one man is hired for the summer after her parents leave for a long business trip. She's cold at first, until she starts to warm up, before she gets hot all over.

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    12,572
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    1/?
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    4
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    22
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    8
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    713

    24 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Studying with his bros at a booth in Leblanc, getting up to no good, all Ren can focus on is Ann and Sojiro being down bad for each other and getting down and dirty by the bar.

    He should probably say something about this before things get out of hand.

    But if he doesn’t, if he just remains a fly on the wall, watching from afar, how far will the age gap couple push the envelope?

    Ren’s willing to risk it all, including his own feelings, to find out.

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    12
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    9
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    835

    11 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Momo doesn't care what Okarun is missing; she wants to give him head, and he has other bodily fluids he can give her to drink instead. Anonymous commission.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2,634

    09 Jul 2026