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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    Crowmark Spritzer, a detective from the idyllic Brooklyn, moves to the picturesque coastal town of Maple Bay with his spawn, lovingly named Amanda. He is forty-eight, loves his daughter, and enjoys walks on the beach (maybe like three minutes, depending on his back). He's got a heart of gold underneath that gruff exterior, and his introverted and endearingly blunt disposition will capture the heart of many an eligible dad in Maple Bay. This narrates his journey in love and life with a dose of laughter and mystery.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    The consequences of Prowl's actions finally catch up with him as he is assigned to the Lost Light for rehabilitation. Unfortunately, almost everyone on board hates him, and the five bots who don't are the last ones he wants to see.

    (A "Prowl/Constructicons on the Lost Light" AU)

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    Chapters:
    23/23
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    13 Nov 2025

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    Wade Wilson has never seen himself as husband material. But after accidentally-on purpose marrying Peter the night they met, he's going to do everything he can to keep the man of his dreams in his life.

    --

    Or, Wade thinks Peter will only stick around if he provides food, security, and totally platonic cuddles.

    A story of secret identities, redemption, and learning how to love and be loved in return.

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    15 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 82

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    Megatron has lost the war. In a last ditch effort to save himself he claims the right to join the lost light on its quest to find the Knights of Cybertron. Washed up and tired, he now has to deal with being on a ship where his Co-Captain and high command hate him and everyone else treats him like a living plague. What a sad final show for the universe's greatest War Lord. Will Megatron’s end be nothing more then the flaccid blowing out of a candle before he's brought back to Cybertron and put to death or is there still more to life before his final judgement?

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    282,718
    Chapters:
    46/?
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    21 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    What if the Sole Survivor woke up as a synth inside the Institute?

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    17 Jul 2025

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    Swerve prides himself on his vast knowledge of both cybertronian and human sitcoms alike. He can recite his favorite episode of community, advanced dungeons and dragons, from spark. He has had hour lengths in depth discussions about the characters in the dramatic show, how the kitchen sinks. Pit! He even modeled the vibe of his bar after Cheers! A place where every mech knows your designation. He adores the wackiness of it all. But, with his legs spread and friends peering between his thighs, he stopped to wonder when did his own life become a sitcom?!

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    01 Jul 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 10

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    Daisy doesn't know what's happening. In the blink of eye, suddenly she's royally sucking at school.

    But if there's one thing for certain, her dad cannot know.

    Because what is she if she isn't smart?

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    02 Apr 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 5

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    What better place for someone's first job after struggling to get their feet on the ground for a few years due to a major unspecified anxiety disorder than Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex? Sure, the children are loud and the parents are entitled and Fazbear Entertainment is shady as hell, but the pay is good and she's certain no one else would hire her anyway with how little experience she has at her age.

    All she has to do is survive the job, it's just retail. Maybe she'll even make some friends along the way. And if one of those friends happens to end up being a giant mechanical alligator man who likes to yell and accidentally send her into an anxious spiral when he does? Well, they'll just have to learn to get better together, won't they?

    And hopefully, while working through their own personal bumps in the road, nothing else decides to rear it's ugly head in the direction of the Pizzaplex and it's inhabitants.

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    Chapters:
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    20 Mar 2025

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    “Mr Montgomery...” you try again, taking a brave step forwards into the room, only to freeze in your tracks when a guttural growl travels through the darkness and cuts straight into your chest like the roll of approaching thunder.

    “The Hell're you doin' in here, lady?”

    Isn't that the million-dollar question.

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    07 Mar 2025

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    Shockwave can't see under his chest, but Soundwave has a stimulating solution.

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    17 Jan 2025

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    At the age of 26, Mickey Milkovich gets his first apartment, his first wifi connection, and his first kiss. How he gets from wifi to kissing is a complicated story.

    Mickey is socially anxious. Ian is a frustratingly lovable escort working through an app. Mickey downloads said app. The rest is history.

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    05 Dec 2024

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    Amy Davis leads an uneventful, unremarkable life as a software engineer for NASA - until the inexplicable happens and she finds herself in 2183, right in the middle of a group of familiar - yet incredibly unfamiliar - faces.

    Now she finds herself having to navigate a time that isn’t hers while trying to juggle all that she knows is yet to come, without drawing the wrong kind of attention.

    She's seen this world - but never like this. Will she be able to survive?

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    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
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    19 Oct 2024

  13. Public Bookmark 77

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    Nothing set in stone that young Isaac Morgan has to die every time, and much to Eliza Bloom's displeasure there's nothing set that he can only be raised safely at home.

    Tragedy leads to Isaac out on the road with dear old Dad and the Van Der Linde Gang, and Arthur Morgan must do his very best to make sure this too does not end in disaster.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    17 Jun 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 17

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    Papa Emeritus the Second is only six months into his papacy when the universe, via social services, drops an earth-shattering revelation in his lap. Not only does he have a daughter he knew nothing about - a teenage daughter no less - he is now her only surviving parent. He knows nothing about children but his brothers are on hand to help as she arrives to start her new life at the Ministry.

    Expect lots of fluff, tropes and silly humour as three grown-ass men deal with the terrifying reality of raising a teenage girl.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    19 May 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 61

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    For your reading pleasure, a Modern Girl in a Mass Effect World fic including an astrophysicist PhD candidate obsessed with an anomaly on Mars scans that lands smack dab in the middle of Saren's plans and very nearly on the turian himself.

    Will her research on dark matter and forgotten Mars ruins help Jane Shepherd save the galaxy or will they lock her up for knowing too much about classified information? The turian Spectre that saw potential in one human will see it in another, although for a different sort of mission entirely.

    Chapter 16 includes explicit scenes. The rest is T or M, I try to include TW in chapters where they're relevant.

    (Background ships will sail eventually.)

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    Chapters:
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    07 May 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 73

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    A series of fluffy oneshots and headcanons from my tumblr. No nsfw, most end in cuddling and/or sleeping. I am new to AO3 and writing in general so the first few fics will be terrible. Please bear with me and if you have any issues or requests do let me know :)

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    69,630
    Chapters:
    56/?
    Comments:
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    05 Mar 2024

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    Mira Foret has always drifted. No place is home, no one is family.

    Until the Iron Bull.

     

    NSFW will be marked with **.
    Beta'd by Iron_Angel.
    Complete!

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    Chapters:
    27/27
    Comments:
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    11 Dec 2023

  18. Public Bookmark 95

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    The Conclave is destroyed, hundreds are dead, including the Most Holy, Divine Justinia, and the only survivor is a twelve year old girl?
    Having been taken into the Ostwick Circle of Magi at a young age, Corinnthea Trevelyan had to grow up faster than her fellow mages due to her exclusive tutoring by order of her father. High expectations and the threat of the Rite over her head seemed to drive out of any chance of a childhood, her teachers sending her off to accompany other mages to the Chantry Conclave. The place where her life and our story begins.
    *11/06/25: Hiatus for now, holiday retail

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    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
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    03 May 2023

  19. Public Bookmark 44

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    A job in Blackwater goes south and forces the Van der Linde gang high up onto Mt. Hagan, and they're caught in a terrible blizzard.

    A young woman, Katherine Morris, is also caught in that very same storm. She's found and brought back to camp, but this girl is more than she seems.

    It's her goal to keep her head above water in the escalating situation the gang seems to find themselves in and get back home; wherever home may be. And maybe, she'll learn a thing or two about being an outlaw along the way.

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    68,018
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    81
    Kudos:
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    7,248

    10 Feb 2023

  20. Public Bookmark 41

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    Dorian has been dating Adaar and Bull for a while now and it's going surprisingly well. He's happier than he's ever been in his life and he's not quite sure what to do with himself. The whole thing is suspicious. Dorian struggles with his insecurities while his lovers are just doing their best to love him.

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    11,032
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    9
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    Bookmarks:
    41
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    2,784

    30 Jul 2022

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