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• Sometimes a Family Is a Dimension-Traveling Bartender, a Lonely Guy, And a Traumatized Teenager by celestial_chickpea

  Fandoms: Dream SMP  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  28 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza
  • TommyInnit & Phil Watson | Philza
  • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Phil Watson | Philza
  • TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Dead Kristin Rosales Watson
  • yeah had to do it sorry
  • Phil Watson | Philza Needs a Hug
  • TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Phil Watson | Philza-centric
  • Angst
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Awkward Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
  • technoblade owns a bar
  • kinda he's more of a squatter
  • Alcohol
  • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
  • Time Skips
  • Dimension Travel
  • kinda. its just the bar that does that
  • Traumatized TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Foster Child TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF)
  • Good Parent Phil Watson | Philza
  • He's trying at least
  • slightly traumatized technoblade
  • Tags May Change
  • shockingly this has been beta read
  • Slow Burn
  • but its for the found family
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Dehumanization
  • Technoblade Angst (Video Blogging RPF)
  • those are related btw
  • Abandoned Work - Unfinished and Discontinued
  • at least for now

  Summary

  Phil meets Techno on the first worst day of his life. And on the second. And the third. If Phil was the type to believe in conspiracy.... well he'd almost be suspicious at this point.

  ~On Permanent Hiatus For The Foreseeable Future~

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,923

  Chapters:

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  Comments:

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  Kudos:

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