causticAdversary
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Dithering by AngeliquePeriwinkleBlues (HyenaHarlot)
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
04 Mar 2026
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After winning the Arima Kinen for the second time, Orfevre runs back to her dressing room. The intricacies of biology had always been a wonder and a curse to her.
Gentildonna greets her from above, watching as the prideful King falls to her knees. -
They are born to run (and love) by Strongest_Pcchi
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 May 2026
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Uma Musume. They are born to run, chasing the dream of glorious races at the end of their unknown destiny. A truth the world accepts with pride. Lesser known? They’re all giant dumbasses. Nutcases, every single one. Degrees vary, but the madness is universal.
Trainers. The vital partners who support those dazzling dreams. Also: long-suffering souls tasked with preventing suicide via training exhaustion, teaching basic common sense, and defending their own human rights from girls who could shoulder-check them into another prefecture.
Yet somehow, the bonds they share are real. Each varies, sometimes like mentor and pupil, sometimes like family, and often… dangerously close to developing rom-coms or full-blown romance.
So, when their Uma Musume inevitably does something unhinged, what can a Trainer do?
Be the stern adult? The exasperated straight man praying for divine intervention?
…Or just get dumber in return.
This is a collection of short stories — of those bonds and such nonsense that unfolds when the world’s most powerful girls meet the only people brave (dumb) enough to try and guide them.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 127,425
- Chapters:
- 24/?
- Comments:
- 701
- Kudos:
- 978
- Bookmarks:
- 192
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- 59,684
Bookmarked by causticAdversary
30 Apr 2026
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SOOOOO CUUUUTEEEE AHHHHHH I'M GONNA DIE
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The Beauty of Indulgence by Ineffably_Yours
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Oct 2023
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Crowley and Aziraphale dine at the Ritz. (With a spicy twist.)
For kinktober 2023
Bookmarked by causticAdversary
09 Aug 2025
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have you ever came so hard you had tears in your eyes?
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but i'm a [redacted] by nutrimercenary for friendlystranger1312
Fandoms: Homestuck, But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
09 Sep 2023
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you're karkat vantas, and you're a boy who likes boys. you're a boy, definitely a boy, who wants to fuck boys, and your father sent you to a fucking camp full of queer misfits being forced into straight and cis and narrow boxes. and of course, it's fucking texas, so it's legal. you're pretty sure everyone in this fucking camp is gay, even the owner and her counselor (and his twin sons), but this whole thing is a shitshow from beginning to end.
hey, at least one of the twins is really cute and likes talking to you. there's one bright point.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,735
- Chapters:
- 4/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 32
- Kudos:
- 119
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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- 1,906
Bookmarked by causticAdversary
25 May 2025
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AUTHOR!!!!!! update this and my life is yours
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Friendly Neighborhood Jester Gets His Shit Rocked By Unassuming Godlike Figure by Anonymous
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
11 Apr 2025
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There's no end. They've tried everything. Shadow Milk wants to stop, but it's the bastard determined to fuck a brood into him that keeps coaxing him back into another position, bending him backwards against the couch he loved so dearly.
He doesn't complain.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,179
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 66
- Kudos:
- 1,804
- Bookmarks:
- 142
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- 43,718
Bookmarked by causticAdversary
18 Apr 2025
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PEAK DICK-TION. ABSOLUTE CINEMA.