zym_nos (caternism)
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Augustawuwa is sure his harem is finally full—no more surprise suitors, no more dramatic entrances. Then a new guy shows up, calls him “my destined childhood beloved,” and the universe laughs as his harem expands yet again.
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Dumbass crew newbie hides in the vents and makes a friend. In unrelated news, local impostor is having a really weird day.
"You've got something there," Green motions to Black's chest, which has a splat of dark liquid across it.
"It's… oil. From the, you know. The rear axial. Distributor." He waves at a panel on the wall, a panel which Green thought was an extra trash chute, but evidently not.
"Thanks," Green says, and means it. "Sometimes it feels like I'm the only one who actually cares about getting us all out of here alive, you know?"
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11 Jun 2026
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Be too sweet and you'll be a gonner by wishin_bliss
Fandoms: Among Us (Video Game), Among Us (Animated Series)
10 Jun 2026
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Green intends to kill Blue as their first target on the Skeld; however, after failing, they weren't exactly upset with the outcome.
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11 Jun 2026
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between my legs, you can buy it by yvesiae
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Nov 2025
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“Phainon,” he gasps, “you are not going to believe this.”
“Believe wh—” He lets out a startled sound as Cicero grips him by the shoulders, staring deeply into his eyes. “The prince—the prince he’s—he’s here!”
Phainon blinks. “Huh?”
“The crown prince of Castrum Kremnos? Mydeimos the Undying, Son of Gorgo, Conqueror of—whatever!” He flails his hands around like a mad man. “He’s in the special lounge for esteemed guests right now and—ugh, Phainon, please take my place!”
“What?” Phainon gapes.
Struggling to keep up with piling funds and a sick mother, Phainon — a farmer’s son — seeks an education and becomes an apothecary in a famed brothel house. Tending to the wheat fields, taking care of the escorts, and serving drinks because he might as well! So far, his life has been completely normal.
That is, until the Crown Prince of Castrum Kremnos mistakes him for a courtesan.
(Alternatively, a newly debuted Mydeimos is dragged down to a brothel house to cause a scandal and scare off potential brides. He ends up entering into a fake courting with a bewitching courtesan.)
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19 Jan 2026
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welcome-ish by mikaminato
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022)
03 Aug 2025
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"I need... I want," Bruce pants, struggling to breathe and talk at the same time, "Fuck me, Clark..."
And if Clark ever had any doubt, it vanishes now. The man beneath him, moaning and twisting under his touch, is Batman.
There's no room left for questions. It's the same voice he heard months ago, pleading in the dark from a faceless man. Only this time, he's the one without a face. And this time, no one is eavesdropping on those sounds, because the one who used to listen is now the one making Bruce fall apart like this.
(Or, Clark thinks Batman has a very nice voice. It's been stuck in his head ever since he accidentally heard him during… sex. There's something about Bruce Wayne's voice that feels strangely familiar.)
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07 Jan 2026
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Trust me, that look said, like it always did, I’ll fix this.
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06 Jan 2026