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cant sleep so you do some fumbly gay shit with your bro by castironically
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
24 May 2026
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Exactly what it says on the label. Sokka and Zuko fumble their way around gay teenage sex. Set when Zuko joins the Gaang and they become relatively chill with him, then post-canon later on.
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thats kind of weird zuko by castironically
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
19 May 2026
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Zuko spars with Toph and loses, which gets him ridiculously hot and bothered. He jacks off about it. Guiltily.
Around the same time and setting as my Zukka fic but a little earlier (although I actually started writing this one before the Zukka one), late season 3 and he's just been accepted into the Gaang. -
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Mollymauk finds The Gentleman rather charming for a crime boss—which they inform him of enthusiastically once the Nein isn't listening. Neither are strangers to easy, uncomplicated fun, so they set up a nighttime arrangement.
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Gortash visits a brothel whose business he could easily destroy if things go wrong: Sharess' Caress. A safe choice for his position, not too lowbrow, not too high either. It's a little treat for himself after so many months of lonely, hard work.
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Why Would You Be Loved by Succorance for noodlefrog
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Jan 2025
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It had been easy to love Wyll when that abhorrent devil cursed him with horns. It was easy to love Wyll because, despite everything, he remained so beautifully, infuriatingly good. Despite her unrelenting attempts to turn him into a monster, the man was better than any angel.
Astarion didn’t have that same benefit.
He wasn’t good.
He never had been.
And now, he looked the part.
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The first time Astarion awoke with fangs far too large for his mouth, he had Cazador.
This time, he has Wyll.
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05 Aug 2026
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how to spice up your sex life through a near death experience by ushauz for not_whelmed_yet
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
17 Dec 2024
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Wyll and Astarion, for their own reasons, have fallen into a sexual relationship with each other that neither of them actually enjoy, but both refuse to communicate this. Thankfully a near death experience, some unusual side effects from an antidote, and the power of being infested with mindflayer tadpoles is just the thing to get these two to actually communicate what they would like to have happen.
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04 Aug 2026
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Astarion decides he wants to try some more elegant outfits now they've reached his old home of Baldur's Gate, including a corset he purchased. The trouble is, he can't lace it by himself. Wyll seems like the logical choice, with his noble background and his knowledge of their fashions, and lacing Astarion up and cinching his waist leads to some lustful thoughts and even more lustful actions.
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27 Jul 2026
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And Give Me All My Heart Desires by The_Dancing_Walrus for smallhorizons
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
18 May 2024
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When the fighting stopped he found Astarion battered up against the rock cliffs where he fell. One eye had swollen shut. His fangs had torn a bloody hole in his lip.
But his eyes fluttered open when Wyll stood over him and the way he looked up at Wyll…
Wyll had never seen anything so beautiful in his life.
It hit him, sudden as a thunderbolt, that Astarion was handsome, attractive.
Then Astarion gave him a weak, bloody smile and Wyll had never wanted to kiss anyone so much in all his years.
A wretched thing to think, when his companion was bleeding out in the dirt.
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25 Jul 2026