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  1. Rec *

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    Obligatory "Robby comes home early from his sabbatical and finds Whitaker taking full advantage of his accommodations" fic.

    NOW WITH TWO MORE CHAPTERS because people really wanted to read about Robby taking this kid's v-card.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Dennis's words climb back up. "You just… you assume things, you make decisions, you act like you know what's best for everyone—"

    Robby's gaze is fixed on him. Dennis's broad shoulders are coiled tight; there’s an angry, pink flush creeping up his neck; his long fingers keep clenching into fists and unclenching at his sides.

    "—and you don't even see how fucking condescending that is, how it makes me feel like I'm— like I'm not even a person to you, just some project—"

    Robby watches Dennis unwravel under the weak spill of the streetlight filtering in through the window, his curls flashing copper and gold, his voice hoarse and furious and he knows he should calm him down, shout back, beg for forgiveness.

    But he can't.

    He's never seen anything more beautiful.

    or: robby comes back from his sabbatical to find dennis whitaker absolutely furious with him. this is, unexpectedly, not the worst thing that's ever happened to him

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    23 Apr 2026

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    "You do belong there."

    "In the ER?"

    "In my life." The words come easier now, once they've started. "You belong in my life, Dennis. That's what this was. All of this. I didn't know how to tell you, so I built you a farm instead."

    "It's not my farm."

    "It could be." Robby reaches out, slow enough that Dennis could pull away. He doesn't. Robby's hand lands on his, warm and calloused and real. "It could be ours. If you want it. If you want—"

    or robby commits several financial decisions and develops a concerning obsession with chicken ownership just so dennis will voluntarily step foot within a fifty-mile radius of him

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    21 Feb 2026

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    YUUUUUP!

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    His eyes cut back to Dennis, who's still holding the baby, still completely oblivious, still radiating that scent like a beacon.
    If Dana could smell it, then it's not just him anymore. It's not just Robby's private hell to endure. It's out there. In the air. In an ER full of Alphas who will come running just like he did, just like Dana did.
    The door handle rattles.

    The abandoned baby breaks ten months of Robby's carefully maintained restraint.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    His newest (small, green) student has been completely inconsolable, and so Luke Skywalker decides to track down the Mandalorian Grogu calls father, however long it takes.

    Meanwhile, Din Djarin is coming to terms with the new, painful absence of the most important being in his life, and this damn Darksaber.

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    21 Nov 2022