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    1. They’re too goddamn beautiful, it’s going to make you start prematurely aging.
    2. They have a thing for biting and nipping. (This might not apply to all vampires, Jeno’s more of a dog than a vampire anyway.)
    3. If you know one vampire, you suddenly know all of them. And they all suddenly know you too.
    4. They’re extremely territorial. (Like I said. Dog.)
    5. Their sleeping schedule is fucked. Your sleeping schedule is fucked now too.
    6. Loves touching you everywhere with their cold cold hands.
    7. Sometimes they forget just how strong they are.
    8. Sometimes they remember just how strong they are.

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    08 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 75

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    Once upon a time, Ilya had been able to take as long as he wanted to cool down after practice. He used to stay late, picking up cones and chatting with the coaches or helping rookies run drills. Then, he’d pedal on the elliptical bike until his knees felt like they’d pop right out of his legs. Only then, when he could barely stand, would Ilya drag himself to the shower and then back to his empty house, where he might be able to FaceTime his husband if he were lucky. 

    Like most good things, though, that has come to an end.

    Or: Troy knows the secret to getting Ilya's attention is by using Shane's oral fixation against him. Ilya is all too happy to let them play him like a fiddle.

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    14 May 2026

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    The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.

    They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.

    It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.

    Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.

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    21 Mar 2026

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    15 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 56

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    After a chance encounter with a mysterious beta, Mark can't stop thinking about him.

    As fate may have it, they meet again, but the beta is not exactly what he seems.

    And Mark doesn't exactly know how to feel about it.

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    10 Jan 2026