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Jack hummed. A spark startled to crackle somewhere in his chest. “You know what? Let me steal him away for a few nights.”
A line formed between Robby’s brows. His cheeks warmed with colour. “What?”
“Night shifts, brother. Night shifts. I need to see what the fuss about this guy is. And I think if you’re not gonna make any more moves out of fear—” he received a glare at that, “ —I’ll take him for a spin and report back,”
Robby said nothing back. The wind howled again.
“Good talk.” he said, clapping his fellow attending on the back.
“I didn’t say yes, Jack!”
“And I didn’t really ask for your permission, did I?”
or, a fic about hucklerabbot neck squeezing/grabbing that leads to collars and leather restraints
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Following the aftermath of an amoeba outbreak due to an escaped biohazard, major cities turned to bombing the infected with radiation, leading to devastating effects. Rhiannon, who was separated from half of her family when the bombings hit, has been surviving by themself since last Christmas. Desperate for any source of connection, when she spots the man with the big gun entering one of the spots she likes to climb at, she pursues him.
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Trent Crimm, newly independent but still deathly allergic to peanuts, is hopelessly gone for Ted Lasso, a peanut butter fanatic. After a day that prompts thoughts of peanuts and Ted to be forever intertwined, Trent decides to ask his GP about an allergen desensitisation program. Taking a dose of peanut powder every night turns out to be a bad combination with his late night dance-and-pine habits when he goes too far and gets sent to A&E in anaphylactic shock.
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"please know my actions are not motivated only by envy / i too have a destiny" by canofhappy
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
20 May 2023
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inspired by "Brutus" by The Buttress
set in season 2, basically a missing scene of nate calling trent crimm asking him to write the article on ted's panic attacks. he's very angry and this is mostly inner monologue stuff. -
High Schoolers Try Dancing and Communicating Properly by canofhappy
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
21 Nov 2021
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(One goes well and the other goes poorly. Try to guess which is which.)
When Roman and Janus start taking up the art of salsa dancing, Logan finds a way to get caught up in it all. The situation, combined with his feelings, makes a right mess of things, and for all Janus can say about communicating, none of them really have a handle on it. Watch as these three screw up, make up, and perhaps even make out?- Language:
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this is just about a boy with a crush, how he deals with it, and the outcome.
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“So you’re up for adoption, then?”
Seungin faltered, squinting at the man and his friend. “Um…yes, technically?” It came out as a question.
“Technically?” Felix repeated.
Seungmin sighed, getting a little frustrated. What was up with these two? Did they not think he knew enough to help them? And the black cat was still staring at him blankly, expressionless.
“Yes, I’m technically up for adoption. Why don’t you let me bring you inside so you can look at some more kids? Have you looked at the indoor playroom yet? Most of them are probably in there since it’s pretty hot out. Why don’t you find the rest of your group and head over there.”
“But I don’t want to go look at the little kids,” Felix protested, and he took a seat next to Seungmin on the bench. “I want to talk to you.”
Seungmin stared at him. “Why?”
OR: puppy-hybrid Seungmin has given up on ever being adopted permanently. Until seven gorgeous men step into his life and fall immediately smitten with him.
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- Part 1 of love me, please?
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29 Jul 2026
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Usopp isn’t a poor kid anymore, scraping together a living off charity and odd jobs at the wharf and darning the same pair of overalls for the tenth time so he could visit Kaya without holes in his knees. He knows that. He reminds himself of that every damn day.
It’s just, sometimes, Sanji tells him to stack the plates a certain way or reminds him that salad forks exist and Usopp sees a flash of Kaya’s gold-rimmed teacups and immaculate dinner trays and he remembers how impossible it all is. It doesn’t matter if Usopp is a man or a woman: he was never going to be the kind of person that the pretty blonde with the perfect manners falls in love with.
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Sanji gives Usopp a lesson on fine dining etiquette. It would probably be easier to follow if Usopp’s insecurities didn’t keep interrupting so loudly.
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27 Jul 2026
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“Alright, team. Rally up. Stop jerking each other off,” Robert said, staring up at the ceiling.
Visi snorted. “I think the only circle jerk going on right now is between you and Herm, dude.”
“Zip up, boys!” Prism exclaimed, nearly hysterical with it, and Robert sat there with a spinning head as the group devolved into yet another fit of laughter, this one even more undignified than the first.
Anxiety clawed at the walls of Robert’s throat. Discomfort bloomed in his stomach. This was… bad. Terrible, even. Had the jokes always been this direct? Did everyone but Robert already know about this?
Or, Robert learns that Waterboy has obvious favoritism towards him, and because he's so distracted by the concept, Robert doesn't even realize that he's being courted.
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26 Jul 2026
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“Hi,” she says in a breathless rush, then takes a moment to swallow and wet her lips. “I, uh, need your help?”
“Are you dying?”
“N-not exactly.”
“Then you don’t need me,” comes Jason’s lazy, uninterested reply.
The call ends with a click.
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Steph doesn't know what's more embarrassing: that she's been locked in a closet during a party, or the fact that her "friends" aren't really her friends.And to top it all off, Jason's the only one who can come rescue her.
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Bookmarked by canofhappy
16 Jul 2026
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“Robert, don’t look, but there’s a group of weirdos over by the window who bet me that I couldn’t get the number of, and I quote, ‘that gloomy twink at the bar’.”
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Z-Team unknowingly sends Robert’s ex to flirt with him, not knowing they already know each other, and Robert is all too happy to play along if it means his ex will split his winnings with him. But damn, when did the bar get so hot? Couldn’t have anything to do with Flambae looking like he’s five seconds from lunging over the table and killing someone, right?
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23 Jun 2026