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a numbers game by Qitana
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Aug 2021
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Bakugou forgets to send out those texts, and when he receives yet another picture, not three days later, of someone holding their disgusting penis in their hand, like it’s an accomplishment or some shit, he sends out a text message to two different numbers typed with shaky, sweaty fingers.
>> xxx-xxx-xxx6 , xxx-xxx-xxx4
I don’t know who the fuck you are, and you don’t know me, but it’s possible that one of you assholes gives out my number to random people who, in turn, send me fucking unsolicited dick pics. It’s been over 3 fucking months, so knock it the actual fuck off. And in case it isn’t you, fuck you anyway.
Or alternately, Bakugou gets caught up in a huge misunderstanding, Kirishima is beyond apologetic, and their friends watch them fall real hard and laugh about it.
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Bookmarked by caitlyncandy
04 Jul 2026
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I kicked my legs and giggled the entire time reading this
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love on the line by kintsugar
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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“Who the fuck are you?!”
“You can call me Red. And tonight, I’m all yours—”
“What the fuck is this?!”
“—to tease, to please, to satisfy—”
Katsuki’s soul leaves his body. “Is this a fucking sex line?!”
The line goes quiet for a second. Then, in a far less seductive voice, “Technically, yes.”
or, Katsuki is never calling a number Shouto gives him ever again.
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Katsuki Bakugou, known online as dynam1ght, is a popular streamer known for his snarky personality and tendency to be an absolute perfectionist when it comes to his gameplay. He's the exact definition of no-nonsense.
Eijirou Kirishima, known online as R3D_R107, is pretty much the exact antithesis of that. He's known for being goofy and lighthearted. He's the streaming world's favorite himbo.
All things considered, they shouldn't get along. So why, then, can't Katsuki stop thinking about him and his stupid, pretty laugh?
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Once, twice, and three times the charm by cautious_soup
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Oct 2023
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Eijirou's new roommate, Katsuki, doesn't like him very much. He's bummed about it for a while, then he walks in on Katsuki masturbating. Suddenly, Katsuki snaps, and is out to get him in an unconventional way.
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God Bless The Alien Queen by rayydiohead
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
17 Aug 2025
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“NO, MINA! MINA! FUCK WAIT STOP!”
Mina turned the phone around, showing his and Katsuki’s recent texts.
”Oh, Ei, baby, this is sooo bad.” Oh no. “You texted him ‘Love you” and he sent the thumbs up emoji?” Fuck.
”Stop. Mina, fuck. Do not scroll up. Do not, for the love of god.” It was too late.
”YOU SENT HIM NUDES???”
”THEY ARE AB PICS! I WAS SHOWING HIM MY GAINS!”
”I can see your fucking pubes Eijiro.” There was no getting out of this.
The room erupted in another wave of laughter. They were so getting a noise complaint.
”Well, he liked it, so.” He mumbled, defeated.
“Yeah and that thumbs up meant ‘love you too’.” Kaminari finally got his voice back, although it sounded strained.
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Or: Mina is the best wingman in the city.

