butmostlymeo
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Petty Theft by butmostlymeo
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
29 Mar 2019
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"Ben! Hey buddy, could you come out here? "
"Fuck off Poe."
"No, I really need you. There's two cops with me." Poe's voice became noticeably quieter as he said that last bit of information.
At that Ben shot up in bed and swung his long legs over to the side before stumbling with sleepiness over to the door. As he wrenched the door open he saw Poe looking not so much worse for the wear as just very, very intoxicated. Past him, stood two officers, a man and a woman. Ben immediately made eye contact with the woman and he was suddenly much more awake. And much more aware that he was only clad in a pair of black boxer shorts when he noticed her eyes quickly glance down his body.
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Finally recovered from what could have been a career ending injury, Rey is shocked when her longtime coach announces that he's put someone else in charge of her training, his nephew Ben Solo.
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"This is just a schedule for cardio, conditioning and weight training?" Rey said confused. "I barely clock any time on the bars and beam."Ben turned around and leveled his gaze at her.
"You'll be doing plenty of press handstands and practice swinging, but especially now at the beginning I want to focus on conditioning."
"I'm in perfect shape." Rey said hotly, pretending not to notice his eyes run down her body.
"I never said you weren't."
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#RichGirlProblems by butmostlymeo
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
29 Nov 2014
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Madge Undersee was the bane of Gale Hawthorne's existence in high school, but when he learns that she and Posy's favorite author Margaret Donner are one and the same he finds he shouldn't judge the book by its cover.
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Biology lessons by butmostlymeo
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
24 Feb 2014
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Madge Undersee is horrified when she's placed in the regular biology class. To make matters worse, her lab partner is held back senior Gale Hawthorne. Modern day au Gadge
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Gratuity by butmostlymeo
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
06 Oct 2013
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Drabble. Katniss and Madge enjoy an evening out, made the more enjoyable by charming waiter Peeta Mellark.
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Shane is traded to Boston during the hookup era, and his attempts to act normal and professional around Rozanov are a little too successful: fans start shipping him with Marleau, instead.
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Mack has spent the past three years calling it friendship. He has until the second the SUV hits Will's car to keep believing it.
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08 Jul 2026
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run away with me by ganymede_elegy
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
12 Jul 2026
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She was fine because she had faith that the universe knew what it was doing. The universe, the gods, whatever is out there, it must know that she's been dreaming of her wedding since she was a little girl. It's not just about the wedding, either, she's been dreaming of the love that comes with it. The sort of love her parents have. That's all she's ever wanted.
She was fine. She could be patient, and wait for the universe to present her future husband to her at the right time.
And then Arya gets engaged, and everything falls apart.
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07 Jul 2026
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Paul Baker Thinks Shane Hollander is ‘Nasty’ at Hockey by isto4u for Jack Innanen
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Adults (TV 2025)
12 Jan 2026
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When Shane Hollander returns to his tiny hometown for a quiet visit, he runs into Paul Baker (his high school crush) who has zero idea Shane is now an NHL superstar.
Or: Shane’s first crush meets his boyfriend
ZERO angst just fluff. Shane and Ilya are together and their families know but aren’t out yet as a couple.
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06 Jun 2026
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Pummel: Fuck Jane
St-Simon: nah…
St-Simon: i dont think shes done anything wrong…
Pummel: youre right
Pummel: Sorry Jane
Pummel: FUCK ROZANOV
Varkov: FUCK ROZANOV
Connors: Hey guys did you see this article about Rose Landry and Shane Hollander?
Carmichael: Bad timing, man.
Connors: Oh
Connors: Give me a second to read back.
Connors: Oh….
Connors: FUCK ROZANOV
[Or, how the Raiders---in particular the long suffering Cliff Marleau, dealt with the Great Jane Debacle of 2016, told in a series of texts, posts, and Cliff being the best Bostonian friend Ilya could ask for]
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- Part 1 of a collection of hollanovs
- Part 1 of The Entire History of Montreal Jane
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04 Jun 2026