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Seventeen years after the war, Hermione Granger is a single mom who works her arse off at the Ministry fighting for Magical Creatures' rights.
To build a reservation for hippogriffs, she finds herself pitching for donations from her former school bully, Draco Malfoy.
He has no intent on helping hippogriffs, but he wants a sub.
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31 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy never wanted to be a Death Eater. He'd been forced into it and failed to do the one task he was given. The Battle of Hogwarts was going to change that; Harry Potter was going to change that. Draco could forget he'd ever been branded once Saint Potter killed the Dark Lord. He'd been resting his entire future on that outcome.
But the Dark Lord wasn't defeated that night. The Order and Harry Potter vanished and Draco was left with eight years of animosity to fuel his rage. Eight years to become the Dark Lord's most lethal weapon. Eight years to become a monster. They waited eight years before deciding this was still a war they wanted to fight.
Every war has its prisoners, but Draco had done his best at making a name for himself as a Death Eater to leave only death in his wake. Draco Malfoy took no prisoners. When he found himself in possession of Order members to be held captive he was less than thrilled. The last thing Draco wanted was Hermione Granger as a prisoner, until Hermione Granger became the only thing that Draco wanted.
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- Part 1 of Dramione Dark AU Series
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25 Jul 2026
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“I wanted dinner. With someone who wouldn’t— who doesn’t—”
“Talk?” he offered.
She huffed a laugh. “Think. Much. Loudly. In my vicinity.”
A pause, wry and weightless. “I can be remarkably stupid on request.”
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Hermione Granger’s latest experiment in the Department of Mysteries goes, technically speaking, catastrophically tits-up. The result? She can suddenly hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a nightmare.
Except Draco Malfoy’s.
Around him, the world goes silent — blissfully, impossibly silent.
So she clings to him for relief; he pretends he’s not quietly losing his mind over her; the Brains in jars judge them both; and feelings start happening without anyone’s permission.
Magical neuroscience, catastrophic intimacy, and one very besotted Auror who never stood a chance.Series
- Part 1 of Magic on the Brain
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24 Jul 2026
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“Hermione, I don’t think Malfoy has been teasing or insulting you. I think…” Ginny rolled her tongue in her mouth, struggling to speak the next words: “I think he was trying to court you.”
“What? No!"
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Hermione is determined to smile through Malfoy’s blatant taunting without biting his head off.
Draco is delighted that Hermione responds well to his courtship instead of biting his head off.
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- Part 1 of A Study in Devotion
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21 Jul 2026
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Hermione Granger had never met a warning label she respected.
So when an antique Malfoy ring arrives at her Ministry desk with a note in Draco Malfoy’s handwriting that reads:
Do not put it on.
She does the sensible thing.
She investigates it.
Unfortunately, the ring considers “investigate” close enough to “wear.”
Now Hermione has twenty-four hours, one provisional matrimonial claim, and exactly seven feet of forced proximity before ancient Malfoy magic declares them legally, magically, and catastrophically bound.
Draco is furious.
The contract remains unconvinced.
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- Part 1 of The Return Policy Universe
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04 Jun 2026