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Dick made his way to the driver’s side but paused right before he could get in. He heard a drip. As if a faucet hadn’t been tightened. A singular drop that landed on concrete. And Dick stared into the dark, at the shadowy corner of the garage until something like static edged the corner of his vision, moving like fingers flexing out.
“Richard?”
Dick snapped out of it. "Nothing's there."
or: get skinamarinked, idiot
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- Part 1 of toys and make believe
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the type your god can't give you and it brings you to your knees by benben (borkborkimadog)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Jan 2022
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“Is this going somewhere?” Wilbur asks impatiently.
Quackity clutches at the lapels of his coat. “You don’t fucking get it! Wilbur, we both lost everything. I lost everything. You say your legacy is your nation, but you lost it, so you decide to throw the world’s most extreme temper tantrum and blow L’Manberg apart with your own two hands.
“I lost my legacy, too, but it isn’t Las Nevadas. The whole thing can burn down today, and it wouldn’t even fucking matter because I can always rebuild it again. El Rapids is gone, that’s why Las Nevadas is standing here. I destroyed it, dirt by dirt, but that isn’t how you lose a legacy.”
or: wilbur may not beat quackity with his fists but he hurts him all the same
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- Part 2 of trophies (discontinued)
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but goddamn i could use a little company by benben (borkborkimadog)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Jan 2022
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“Dying is painful, and grieving more so.”
Wilbur hears Quackity’s shaky breath, sees his hands tremble on the desk, and his smile grows wider. He wants to push and prod, see how far he can go, how much he can get away with.
“How long have you been grieving, Quackity?” Wilbur brings his hands to rest next to his, effectively caging him. “Have you been hurting?” He leans closer. “Must be lonely, holed up all alone in your own nation. I can keep you company.”
or: wilbur and quackity both dont know how to communicate like normal people and nothing gets resolved
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- Part 1 of trophies (discontinued)
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from now on, i wont sleep on my arms by benben (borkborkimadog)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Jan 2022
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Her smile becomes smaller, a little softer, as she asks, “What do you want to talk about today?”
Dream swallows again. His fingers tap on his knee off-beat to his heart which thuds in his ear like white noise. “I. . . I don't know, exactly. I just-- uh. . .”
His jaw clicks shut after he trails off. Gods, he should've written out what he wanted to say beforehand. He shouldn't have thrown away the bullet point list he made when he got embarrassed, too deep in his own head thinking about how stupid he might look unfolding a piece of parchment in the middle of therapy and reading out his problems like a grocery list.
or: dream tries unlicensed therapy with puffy about his anger issues
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- Part 1 of dreaming (dmsp au) discontinued
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dreaming (dmsp au) discontinued by benben (borkborkimadog)
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Jan 2022
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au where dream doesnt have a god complex
yet.
discontinued
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tntduo and all the reasons why theyre bad for each other
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Stiles gets a wrong number call from an old man who can't install his antivirus software. He feels like doing a good deed, so he decides to walk him through it.
Derek is not an old man, just a technologically incompetent twenty-six year old TA who has made enemies of the entire UCLA IT department. The helpful stranger he has just accidentally called is about to become Derek's go-to computer guy.
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09 Jun 2026
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It’s the year 2000. Ruben Pallister has been out of jail for six months. And Niall Kennedy realizes someone has started stalking him and his daughter.
It soon becomes apparent to Niall that the only person who can help keep his family safe is the one person he swore he would never speak to again: Ruben.
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“How long had you known Niall?”
It sounds almost like a joke. Since when do you know your father, or sunlight, or suffering? It’s one of those things that don’t seem to have a beginning, like God, like an itch only discovered when scratched.
Or, Niall is on trial for murder.
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03 Jun 2026
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“Do you believe in ghosts?” Stiles asks Derek one night after he’s settled into bed, listening to the sound of Derek brushing his teeth in the bathroom.
“Ghosts?” Derek asks, voice muffled by toothbrush and paste as he stands in the doorway to stare at Stiles.
Or, the one where Stiles is 99.9% sure their house is haunted and no one believes him.
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11 Mar 2026
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Robby has gone from barely being able to watch to not wanting to even blink. He can’t keep his eyes from darting down to where Whitaker’s thighs grip the saddle, how he slides forwards on it with every downward bow of the bull and back as it pushes up. Again and again and again, he rolls with the mechanical bull with a single circular fluid motion.
It crosses his mind that this might be one of the hottest things he’s ever seen. He doesn’t even try to unpack that thought, it doesn’t even feel like an opinion he can change. It’s just a fact. Whitaker on the mechanical bull is one of the hottest things he’s ever seen.
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It’s Javadi’s twenty-first birthday party and the Pitt team hit the cowboy themed bar downtown. Whitaker gets on the mechanical bull.
One thing leads to another.
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