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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    Clark Kent wakes up in the middle of the night with an erection that has poked a hole through his pyjamas. He starts to panic when the voice in his head suggests things about Pete Ross's thighs. It's probably the meteor rocks. He drives to Lex's house because he has run out of other ideas (mostly because he has run out of other ideas, and also because he has spent an entire year not so discreetly staring at Lex's ass when he bends over the pool table).

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Will turns the box over in his hand— it says “One Wish Willow.”

    OR: Will wishes for a world in which he was allowed to be Mack’s; he wakes up as Mack’s omega…with no way out.

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    21 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    “So, Master,” Anakin drawled, his tone bright and hopeful.

    Ah, that tone was a prerequisite for something bad and Obi-Wan could feel his blood pressure rising already. He’s not going to like whatever Anakin is going to say next. He just knew it. “Anakin.” He deadpanned.

    “Master.” 

    They were locked in a staring contest for a minute before Obi-Wan's eyes followed what Anakin had put on his desk. “What’s that?”

    “Master, that’s called a fleshlight.” Anakin gestured at the damned thing on the table. It had a black handle and at the end was something that resembled a vagina. It was very pink and glistening. It looked almost too real.

    “I know what that is Anakin.” Obi-Wan frowned, not seeing where all of this was leading up to. 

    “Well, you see,” Anakin leaned against the table, still very easygoing as if he knew that Obi-Wan would cave in, “I did a bit of wiring and routing, and made a few Force connections.” 

    “Force connections?” Obi-Wan parroted dumbly. 

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    Will Smith was 19 and in his freshman year of college when he was faced with raising his newborn son, Charles. Pretty much all alone and scared, the chronicles of Will’s life are told.
    Five years later, Will is marrying the love of his life, and with another child on the way.

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    Healing old wounds, Will meets Macklin in San Jose, where they become extremely close both on the ice and off. But with the addition of Mack as a new member of the family, chaos ensues. What will happen when Will’s ex boyfriend and the father of his child, Ryan Leonard, desperately tries to prove that he would be a better father than Macklin?

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    09 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    The future captain of the San Jose Sharks could never love a man. Hockey takes no hostages, shows no mercy. Macklin is self aware. He'd never let himself fall for the blondie with the blue eyes on his right wing.

    Or, the toxic situationship oneshot between an in-denial yet self aware Mack and one Will Smith Hockey.

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    07 Jun 2026