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I Know the Owner by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Swlfangirl
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 Jun 2022
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“Excuse me, what do you mean he’s the fiftieth customer?” the woman demanded angrily.
“I mean he’s the fiftieth customer,” the barista said cheerfully.
“But I arrived after him.”
“You certainly did, but you ordered before him, didn’t you?” The look he shot her at those words could’ve flayed the skin from her bones. “As such, you are customer number forty-nine. He is customer number fifty. Your drink will be ready over on the far counter, ma’am.”
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"Do you like him?"
"Of course I do, he’s great!"
"Then what is the fucking problem?"
"My dick!"
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Ex-Porn Star Derek Hale has a lot of issues but Ice Cream Parlor Owner Stiles Stilinski is not one of them.
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Derek Watches Rom Coms (Pass It On) by orphan_account for bleep0bleep
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
08 Nov 2014
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“Are you watching The Princess Bride?”
Derek stares at Stiles, wide eyed, trying to find a plausible excuse to get himself out of this mess.
“Dude, I love this movie!” Stiles announces, plopping himself down on the other side of the couch.
What.
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the one with the accidental dick pic by officerstilinskihale for literaryoblivion, softywolf
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
27 Jul 2014
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Derek has just disappeared out the window when Stiles pulls out his phone, takes a photo of the bottle of lotion on his bedside drawer and sends it to Derek, with the words, "may or may not be thinking about you right now".
He hears a thud just across the tree line outside his house and snickers.
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Alone and away from his pack on an international business trip, Derek finds company in a local omega. He didn't realize that Stiles' desperation--and the outdated laws of his country--would turn their one night stand into so much more.

