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  1. Rec 10

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    “Hey, hey, can I ask you a question?”

    “Mm?” Isagi starts to drink.

    Meguru wiggles his hips. “Is my penis small?”

    Isagi chokes and spews water across the mirror.

    **

    Or, Meguru is a bit of a sexual menace.

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    16 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 70

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    Barou may be gay, but it’s stunningly easy to ignore the fugly jackasses on his team. Most of them aren’t even his type, so it’s terrible luck that the one man he can’t completely ignore is the notorious and obnoxious flirt, Oliver Aiku.

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    13 Jul 2026

  3. Rec 16

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    Curiosity piqued, Genos clicked on the suggested link. Nothing could have prepared him for the top result:

    “Netflix and chill, as a distinct phrase, means to watch Netflix with a romantic prospect, with the eventual expectation of…” Genos blanched “…sexual activity.”

    The screen blurred out of focus except for those two fateful words, which bounced around his titanium skull like a pinball. Sexual activity. Sexual activity. Sexual…

    “Of course, sensei.” Genos’ earlier, nonchalant response rang in the cyborg’s ears. So he had just agreed to, to…make love for the first time in his life like it was doing the dishes?!

    A few weeks into their fledgling relationship, Genos unwittingly agrees to do it with Saitama. It's the stuff of dreams, literally. The only problem?

    Genos has no idea what he's doing. How in the world was he, war machine and virgin extraordinaire, going to handle the introduction of naked skin, wandering hands, and Saitama’s huge

    It's fine, he can do this! After all, he's the Demon Cyborg, ever cool, calm, and collected. Just play it cool!

    (Spoiler: Genos does not play it cool)

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    23 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is my exact sense of humor. Also, this fic made me realize how much I miss saigenos and how I need to read more of it

  4. Rec 31

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    Itoshi Rin was just trying to recover from heartbreak. His brother eloped with his high school nemesis, his horror movies weren’t even making him feel anything anymore, and Hiori kept telling him to go outside or play games or whatever. So Rin did what any emotionally wrecked emo boy would do: joined a cozy MMORPG, named his goose “Regret Lord II,” and accidentally fell in love with a sweet, overly affectionate girl he met in-game.

    She’s sunshine. She’s strange. She raises pixel geese. And she makes Rin feel… okay again. They get married in-game for merit bonuses. It’s not supposed to be real. And then Rin’s new neighbor moves in. He dresses like Bee would. He talks like Bee would. He screams like Bee would. But Bee’s a girl… right? (He’s not. He’s Bachira Meguru. And he’s also spiraling.)

    Inspired by the Webtoon Virtual Stranger.

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    03 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Rin gets "You've Got Mail"-ed: the fic

  5. Rec 94

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    “Azz-kun,” Iruma said, all huge eyes full of visible resignation and the certainty that the odds were not in his favour, “do you think anyone will ever have a crush on me?”
    Azz blinked, and waited for a punchline.
    It did not arrive.

     

    Or: in which the members of the IAA (Iruma Appreciators Anonymous) are facing the biggest crisis in the history of their self-help group, Iruma doesn't think anyone could ever truly love him, and Azz survives a heart attack.

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    11 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Took a quick break from my Lord of the Rings reread to witness the real Return of the King <3 (or whatever gender monarch wyvernquill is idk.)