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What We Pretend We Can't See by gyzym for shecrows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Feb 2017
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Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.
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27 Jul 2026
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An anonymous benefactor makes a generous donation to Harry Potter's School for Squibs in exchange for a weekly letter from the Boy Who Lived.
What begins as a chore soon becomes the only outlet Harry has to talk about the war, love, life, hope, redemption, his renewed obsession with a certain blonde nemesis and how he really, honestly, believes that this will be the year Puddlemere United reclaim the Quidditch League Cup.
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Bookmarked by bogmachine
23 Jul 2026
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As part of the terms of the probationary contract, DRACO LUCIUS MALFOY shall submit for inspection his WAND on the last day of every month, such inspection to be carried out by a duly registered and fully qualified AUROR in the employ of the MINISTRY OF MAGIC, and such inspection to include a PRIORI INCANTATEM spell to ensure that no PROHIBITED MAGICS as heretofore described have been practised by the aforementioned probationer.
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21 Jul 2026
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OoOOooh I hope the monster in my closet doesn't come out and FUCK me by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Monsters Inc. (Movies)
30 Oct 2024
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The economy of Monstropolis is in shambles. Nobody's scared of monsters anymore, and there are too many doors lying around leading to some random childless adult's bedroom. If only there were a way to generate loads of energy from the loud noises humans make...AND make horny furries happy...
And so the Fuck Division is born: a department within Monsters Incorporated set to meet the sustainable energy demands of a growing city. But it all has to be kept secret, of course, because touching a human can kill you...right?
[Footnote links should be functional for both chapter-by-chapter and Entire Work view]
[ 4/18/25 The printable version that John Oliver received with new footnotes and lore is available to download at https://monsterinmycloset.tiiny.site/ ]
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17 Nov 2025
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On the cusp of a promotion, Harry needs a little help with his image. Enter Draco Malfoy — who doesn't really do that, Potter — to whip him into shape… and make him feel things he hasn't for a very long time.
Featuring: odd jobs, surprising chemistry, lots of accidental kissing, the Prophet living up to type, owls exhausted by the carrying of dirty letters, a secret no one can talk about, a merry band of Slytherins (none of whom really approve), and an enchanted mirror (who really, really does).
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Bookmarked by bogmachine
07 Oct 2025