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just a little bit of tenderness by bodhirookes for Future_boy
Fandoms: Watcher Entertainment RPF, Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
10 Jan 2025
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The letter is from the mayor, which doesn’t immediately raise any alarm bells. He’s always sending out reminders for local events or random requests for assistance, so Ryan opens it without much thought.
Andrew’s curling handwriting announces: Dear Ryan, I would like to give you some information about an upcoming event: the Feast of the Winter Star. It’s a time for the community to come together and think back on all the good fortune we’ve had this year. A favorite tradition is the “secret gift exchange”, where everyone in town is randomly assigned to someone else. This year, your secret friend is: Shane. Don’t tell anyone! The feast will take place on the 25th at the town square. See you then! - Mayor Ilnyckyj
“Oh,” Ryan says thoughtfully. “That sounds like fun!” And then, he rereads the part that says: This year, your secret friend is: Shane, and everything comes to a screeching halt.
He looks down at his cat, who is calmly cleaning his paw. “Goldsworth, I think I might be in some deep shit.”
Or, Ryan, humble farmer, gets assigned the local hot doctor for the Winter Star gift exchange, and it goes about as well as you'd expect (poorly)
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love put a gun in my hand by bodhirookes
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
02 Jan 2022
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“Evening,” Shane says, though it’s leaning closer to midnight than to dinnertime. “Heard from my deputy that somethin’ was afoot down here.”
TJ carefully tips his head, gesturing at the table of men. “They rolled in about an hour ago. It took me until now to recognize them—Bergara and his boys.”
Shane looks at the table again, and this time, one of the men is looking back. Even across the room, his eyes are fierce and devastating to gaze upon, like taking a pair of bullets to the gut. Messy black hair escapes the brim of his hat, brushing the top of a long, vivid scar that runs from forehead to cheek over his right eye, and the expression on his handsome face is as arrogant as it is enticing, like he’s inviting anyone who seeks him out to start a fistfight and end it with a good, hard fuck. Shane would know that face anywhere, and has seen it on more WANTED posters than he could ever hope to count.
Or, Shane is the sheriff of a town that infamous bounty hunter-disguised-criminal Ryan Bergara has set his sights on, and will do whatever it takes to keep Bergara from burning it to the ground
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“We’d have to agree,” Luke jumps in. “Not about the demons part, but that you’re way better than Carrie. That girl and her attitude are rank.”
“I think her choreography is kind of cool,” Alex says. “And the outfits Dirty Candy all wear. Lots of glitter. Lots of sparkles. Two of my faves.”
“Well, thanks,” Julie replies, flustered and a little endeared. “I’m sure you guys rock.”
“We rock the hardest.” Reggie thinks for a moment, fingers steepled under his chin. “If we had a place to practice tonight, we could show you. But you’ll just have to take our word for it.”
“I thought we were—” Luke starts, but Alex cuts him off with a pointed shake of his head. “Ah, well. Sorry, Julie, I guess you don’t get to listen to Sunset Curve rock your socks off after all.”
“If you guys want, you can come over to my house. We have a studio out back that I use to write music in. You can dazzle me with some of Sunset Curve’s greatest hits.”
Or, a no ghost!AU where Julie meets the boys at school and, after inviting them to the studio one night, her house accidentally ends up becoming the Molina Home for Wayward Teenage Rockstars
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hands tied, bite your lip by bodhirookes for popkin16
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
08 Aug 2021
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Shane’s eyes trail slowly over Ryan’s bare chest and legs, catching on his tight briefs. They’re tight enough that Shane can definitely see the outline of Ryan’s hardening cock through them, and this makes his eyes darken further, makes Ryan want to squirm and thrash and beg for Shane to come touch him.
“You look so pretty like that,” Shane continues, still in that same unhurried drawl. He flexes his fingers, until the hand that’s touching his fly is spread out over his entire groin, touching himself through his impeccable black chinos. “On display for me, following directions for once. I bet your panties are so tight they’re gonna leave marks on your skin when I take them off of you later.”
Ryan jolts forward, unable to help it. “Shane.”
“Shhh,” Shane shushes him. “No whining. I said to behave, Ryan. This will be over sooner if you’re good.”
Or, one afternoon, Ryan pushes Shane's buttons in the hopes that it'll make him get rough once they're home, but instead, Shane makes Ryan sit on the couch and watch him jerk off without being able to touch (featuring some dirty talk, lots of whining, and Something New for them to use in their sexual endeavors)
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strange things are afoot at the circle kappa by bodhirookes
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Watcher Entertainment RPF
02 Jul 2021
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“Well,” Ryan continues, “it’s a dubious announcement, not a rad one. I really don’t know how to go about this without bringing the house down. I don’t want to alarm you all on this tranquil Thursday night.”
Eugene points out, “It’s the week before midterms, dude. Peace is nonexistent.”
Ryan considers this for a long moment. “You make a stellar point, my stellar bro. Okay, here goes: we believe, due to plenty of evidence and plenty of speculation and educational guessing, that Earth is about to be invaded by aliens. Specifically, right here at UCLA.”
Another silence falls in the kitchen, this one mildly confused. Eventually, when it grows to be unbearable, Steven clears his throat and asks: “Ryan, are you saying that you think aliens are going to invade our campus?”
“Very imminently,” he agrees.
Andrew turns his disbelieving stare from Ryan to the looming figure at his right. “And you’re on board with this claim, Pres 2?”
Shane states: “Most definitely, dudes. A villainous invasion is upon us.”
Or, frat presidents Ryan & Shane warn their brothers of a most heinous incoming alien invasion and chaos ensues
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how big your heart can get (with a little water and sunshine) by abovetheruins for Likeabook
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
08 Aug 2019
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In which Ryan deals with a new neighbor, nosy employees who care a little too much about his love life, and flowers. Lots and lots of flowers.
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26 Apr 2020
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OMG I DON'T KNOW HOW I FORGOT TO MARK THIS AS READ BUT AHHHHH!!!!! I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH!!!!!!!!! IT WAS SO INCREDIBLE TO BETA READ AND IT IS VERY NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HEART ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡
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Before the Mistletoe by stardustcowboy for bodhirookes
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
25 Dec 2019
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After an impulsive, drunken kiss with his best friend at a office party, Shane figures he could cheer himself up by watching the Kacey Musgraves Christmas Special with Kelsey. That's it. Nothing more, and nothing less.
But how's a guy supposed to do that when Ryan freaking Bergara is sitting right there.
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“Are you doing this for a video?” he asks as soon as Ryan picks up.
There’s a pause. “No?”
Shane narrows his eyes. “Are you doing this because of a video?”
There’s a longer pause. “Maybe?”
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Ryan has something to prove. Shane helps.
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11 Nov 2018
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THE BEST THING I'VE EVER READ AND I'M MENTIONED IN THE NOTES CAN I GET AN AMEN
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we can love like fools tonight by abovetheruins for bodhirookes
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
22 Jul 2019
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Having Ryan in his bed shouldn't feel like such a big deal.
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22 Jul 2019
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I LOVE KAYLA SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!! THIS IS SO FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S DEDICATED TO ME!!!!!!!!!!! HEY LOOK MA I MADE IT!!!!!!
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Baby, You Missed Every Sign by big_brother_wrath for bodhirookes
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
25 Dec 2018
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When Sara invites Shane to a production-wide Secret Santa, he's not expecting anything of it. He knows who he is: tense, a control freak, and blunt to a fault. So when he picks up signs that lead actor Ryan Bergara may have a crush on his best friend, Shane is willing to get the two of them together no matter what it takes.
Little does he know that Sara isn't the one Ryan is after, and along the way, Shane will miss every sign that Ryan may be in love with him.
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31 Dec 2018
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I'M CRRRRYYYINNNGGGGG THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED EVER I LOVE IT SO MUCH